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2009 PGA Championship Final Round Update

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2009 PGA Championship Third Round Update

Well, maybe it’s not quite over yet. In one of the more aggravating days I’ve experienced as a Tiger Woods fan, I got to watch him basically kick the ball around the course, making lots of pars, while everyone behind … Continue reading →

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2009 PGA Championship Second Round Update

Let’s do our best to pretend that Tiger’s bogey at the last hole means struggles are ahead, and that even though he now has a four shot lead, there are still people with a chance to make this even remotely … Continue reading →

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PGA Championship First Round Update

PGA Championship First Round Update Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods fans don’t have to suffer through much, but one of the things we do have to suffer through most of the time is lackluster starts in majors. Every major, he comes … Continue reading →

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I Begrudgingly Purchased Tiger Woods ’09

I begrudgingly purchased Tiger ’09, still smarting from the horrid experience that was Tiger ’08, but hoping against hope that at least some of the “this one is much better than the last one” reviews weren’t just corporate buttsucking. With … Continue reading →

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Ssshould I purrrrrchase Tigerrrr Woodssss Aught-Nine

It iss difficult to know wherrre to beginn. Tigerrr hath sssssuch mixed reviews lassssst yearrr. And yet, the finalized product wassss clearly unplayable. Sssss. I would enjoy, hurm, a golfing experrrrience that did not fracturrrr time so readily, and was … Continue reading →

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Can Tiger Still Win Player of the Year?

Well, it’s the third “major” of the year (ed. note: the British Open!), and the first “major” without Tiger Woods since 1996. Many fine golfers will be competing for this “major”, but really, what are they playing for? A trophy … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe How Racist This GoogleChat Emoticon Is

    I am sitting here flabbergasted at what we found. Ben and I are trying to make jokes about it to lighten the mood because, seriously, what the fuck? I… I don’t even have the words. Google is a company … Continue reading →

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Masters: First Round Analysis

FIRST ROUND SCORING ANALYSIS, based solely on how it affects Tiger Woods. After the first round, Tiger stands at even par, tied for 19th, and four shots back of the leaders. The appropriate description for Tiger’s first round is “not … Continue reading →

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