Monthly Archives: September 2010

I May Have Gotten Banned From The Starcraft 2 Forum

It all started when Blizzard finally released a patch. I say “finally” not because I am exasperated. Starcraft 2 is one of the most stable games on release of all-time. No, the constantly crying band of idiots on their forum … Continue reading →

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Rob “Flack” O’Hara’s Interactive GET LAMP Review

Ooooh lookit me, Planet IF whoring here! I don’t think this made the feed. Rob “Flack” O’Hara wrote up his review of Get Lamp in the form… of a text adventure! Let me link you to his blog post. Perhaps … Continue reading →

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Starcraft 2: From Worse to Bad — Control Groups

This installment is called: Putting Your Buildings In Control Groups That sounds like a terribly dry, boring title, so it may surprise you when I tell you that this is the most important installment that you could ever read, if … Continue reading →

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Being a Nielsen Family Is The Greatest Accomplishment Of My Life. I Have No Family.

A few months ago I decided to conduct an experiment, because I was coming off a string of failed relationships, and when it gets that bad, you’re supposed to drown your sorrows in milkshakes, GOOBERS-brand goobersâ„¢, and TV. (Note: I … Continue reading →

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