Category Archives: baseball

A Non-Baseball Fan Watches the 7th Inning of Game 5 Of the 2015 ALDS

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Ice Cream Jonsey

The 7th Inning of Game 5 of the 2015 American League Divisional Series is the best non-World Series game I’ve ever seen. The game had everything, but the 7th inning is the single greatest inning, in terms of HIGHS and … Continue reading →

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I Got Insulted By The CBS Fantasy Baseball Website

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Welcome. Welcome! Welcome to the future. No, not the future where I finished the Neuromancer playthrough, nor the future where I realize that a bunch of home arcade games that made me very, very happy if you follow shunted x-rays … Continue reading →

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Ichiro

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Knuckles the Clown

Editor’s Note: On Monday, July 23rd, 2012, Ichiro Suzuki of the Seattle Mariners was traded to the New York Yankees. I’ve been a Seattle Mariners fan since 1984. As been as bad as it gets. Boston fans can bitch, Cubs … Continue reading →

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Why Stubhub Sucks And Why You Should Never Trust Them

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Ice Cream Jonsey

I’d never seen Roy Halladay pitch in person. He was traded from Toronto to Philadelphia in the off-season, and he was scheduled to pitch at Coors Field in Denver, Colorado on May 11th, 2010. I bought three tickets in the … Continue reading →

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My Reaction to the Roy Halladay Trade

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Ice Cream Jonsey

It’s been a few weeks and I am sane again. I’ve noticed that Phillies fans seem mostly unable to come to grips with their good fortune. So allow me to address you… directly. Roy might very well put together a … Continue reading →

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The Best Pitcher On The Planet

Posted on September 5, 2009 by Ice Cream Jonsey

After being on the Nipponese end of Roy Halladay destroying, laying nuclear waste to their pathetic teams for fucking years, anonymous douchebag fans from the American League East hopped onto a few of the Blue Jay sites I frequent to … Continue reading →

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The Excruciating Ways to Catch Baseball

Posted on April 11, 2009 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Somebody might tell you that MLB has their act together when it comes to understanding the opportunities that the Internet offers the average fan to catch their favorite team. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You might even hear them say that … Continue reading →

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Diamond Mind Baseball 2008: Hitters

Posted on September 29, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

The last couple of years, I have been in an AL-only Diamond Mind computer baseball league with seven other guys. I have finished in 7th place both years.  During last year’s draft, I wanted to make sure that I had … Continue reading →

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Bring Back J. P. Ricciardi

Posted on September 17, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

J. P. Ricciardi has been the general manager of the Toronto Blue Jays since November 14th, 2001. The Blue Jays have not made the playoffs since he was hired. It is my understanding that 2009 will be the last year … Continue reading →

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MLB.tv is a complete pile of shit

Posted on September 6, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

I honestly can’t remember hating a service more. This thing is FUCKING TERRIBLE. I just watched about 14 innings of the Blue Jays – Rays game. It will completely die about once an inning. The last time it died (for … Continue reading →

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