Monthly Archives: September 2008

Quit Fucking Around With Halloween

Posted on September 30, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Guys: You make women feel terrible about how they dress and act 364 days a year. Especially if you’re on the Internet. Don’t you monsters DARE try to “recognize the irony” in the whole sexy bumblebee, sexy witch, sexy Princess … Continue reading →

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Diamond Mind Baseball 2008: Hitters

Posted on September 29, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

The last couple of years, I have been in an AL-only Diamond Mind computer baseball league with seven other guys. I have finished in 7th place both years.  During last year’s draft, I wanted to make sure that I had … Continue reading →

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Greg’s BurgerTime Story

Posted on September 26, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Ahhh… the weekend! Another stressful week complete. Relax as I did, won’t you? …By heading over to The Post-Pessimist Association!

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Knuckles Goes To The Comics Store

Posted on September 25, 2008 by Knuckles the Clown

I happend upon dinner with my brother this week. No he’s not a clown so fuck off. Anyhow he dragged me in to a comic book shop at the end of the LARGE MEAL I DID ENJOY. Where did this … Continue reading →

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The Firing of Matt Millen … In the Style of the Bard’s Tale Clue Book

Posted on September 24, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Note from Ice Cream Jonsey: Friend, Long have I awaited thy coming of age. Our town of Detroit doth slowly wither under the cursed sorcery of Mangar, spawn of demons. Many hath challenged his power, only to encounter their doom. One … Continue reading →

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Want Some Rye?

Posted on September 23, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Course ya do.  Aardvark, from the JC BBS, made the following and I think it speaks for itself. I’ll be submitting the paperwork for its eventual grammy nomination shortly. (If you have absolutely no idea what this is in reference … Continue reading →

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Saints vs Broncos

Posted on September 22, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

I went to the Saints – Broncos game yesterday, and I don’t blame Martin Gramatica for anything. The guy had not missed a kick in a Saints uniform, so he had a lot of credit built up, as far as … Continue reading →

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My Football Team Signed Joey Harrington

Posted on September 19, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

I feel like I want to die. Do you know what that feels like? I am going to the Saints game on Sunday. I am looking forward to seeing Reggie Bush, and Drew Brees and Deuce McAllister. This was going … Continue reading →

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Hats off to Ben Parrish

Posted on September 18, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Hi! As some of you may know, my life recently went topsy-turvy. If my life were in a comic book, it would have had a banner that read, “EVERYTHING YOU KNEW IS FALSE!” If my life were an NFL team, … Continue reading →

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Bring Back J. P. Ricciardi

Posted on September 17, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

J. P. Ricciardi has been the general manager of the Toronto Blue Jays since November 14th, 2001. The Blue Jays have not made the playoffs since he was hired. It is my understanding that 2009 will be the last year … Continue reading →

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