Monthly Archives: December 2008

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Posted on December 26, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

This is not a movie that I would normally see by myself, left to my own volition, on Christmas day. Left to my own devices on Christmas day, staring down the barrel of a reality celebrating the birth of Christ … Continue reading →

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‘Tis the Season

Posted on December 23, 2008 by Knuckles the Clown

Hey, it’s Knuckles again. Instead of asking questions on how to meet woman, I like to ask questions on how to deal with them after a night of awkwardily pawing and box eating. I met two women Friday night. They … Continue reading →

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Rod Parker vs Rod Marinelli & Everyone Else

Posted on December 22, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Well, the Lions lost to the Saints 42-7 on Sunday. After the game, a reporter for the Detroit News, asked Lions coach Rod Marinelli the following: “On a light note, do you wish your daughter would have married a better … Continue reading →

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Shoe Dude vs US Presidents: A Historical List

Posted on December 15, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

OK, I am sure we’ve all seen this:  Ha ha ha, say what you will about Bush, the guy missed, and he laughed at him as the second one came. Here’s how the other Presidents in our history would have … Continue reading →

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Dreamhost: Fantastic

Posted on December 10, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

The webhost I use for Jolt Country is POE Hosting. I can’t say enough good things about them. They are utterly fantastic. If I could, I would use them for everything.  Ah, but I can’t: the other site I run, … Continue reading →

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Carbon Monoxide Poisoning Is No Laughing Matter

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Two of my Internet friends, Jhoh and Jsoh Cable, recently had a spell with a carbon monoxide leak. Luckily, they were able to get the situation corrected, and they’re both gonna be fine. I contacted a few posters on Caltrops.com … Continue reading →

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Invading Spaces by Rob O’Hara Review

Posted on December 8, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

“He can get the virus.” — Bill Parcells, speaking of New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton’s pass-happy playcalling.  Oh, I hear you there, Tuna. We all have those little, involuntary spasms of impulse, don’t we? Maybe it manifests itself in … Continue reading →

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