Monthly Archives: July 2008

Foods I Could Eat Every Day

Posted on July 31, 2008 by Pinback

In keeping with the end of the latest Golden Age, I’ll start this feature, a pointless, deadly dull funeral dirge of content that nobody could possibly care about even if you paid them to read it by the ASCII character. … Continue reading →

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My Updates Will Be Horrible!

Posted on July 30, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

All right, I am deep into the swing of things when it comes to Cryptoooooooo-zooooookeeper, so it gets to be like eleven o’clock and I realize that I haven’t updated the website. That’s on me! And I do mean eleven … Continue reading →

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Election 2008

Posted on July 29, 2008 by Knuckles the Clown

Not that any of you stuffed crust wastoids will be leaving your computers long enough to hit the voting booth, “I SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE THROUGH THE INTERNET” you cry. Yeah if there was internet voting back in 1969 … Continue reading →

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I’m off to Pandan Land!

Posted on July 28, 2008 by ChainGangGuy

Get ready, because if you thought Tomato World was a blast, wait until we start talking pandan. Goodbye, everybody! I’m off to Pandan Land! … That’s two for flinching! BEER: Laughing Buddha’s Pandan Brown Ale Laughing Buddha, operating out of … Continue reading →

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Necrotic Drift is today’s update for Play This Thing

Posted on July 25, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Emily Short wrote up a nice piece for today’s game on Play This Thing. It is honestly things like this that makes it — the creation of text games — all worthwhile. Plus, Play This Thing has a nice web layout. … Continue reading →

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The NFC South – Tradition and Excellence

Posted on July 24, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

Greg from Atlanta writes: How are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers looking for this year? Here’s the great thing about the NFC South – it has the least amount of “tradition” of any division in any of the four major sports, … Continue reading →

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Let’s Solve Some (NFL) Problems

Posted on July 23, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

What are men good at? Problem solving! Let’s go and solve some problems around the NFL. We can’t solve all the problems, but that won’t stop us – men! – from trying. GREEN BAY PACKERS There’s no downside to bringing … Continue reading →

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The Jeremy Shockey / Jason Taylor Trades

Posted on July 22, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

How nice of the Saints to deal for Jeremy Shockey during football week here at JC! The deal was a 2nd and 5th round pick in the 2009 draft for Shockey. I had really hoped that the Saints weren’t going … Continue reading →

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State of the Saints

Posted on July 21, 2008 by Ice Cream Jonsey

I’ll make you a deal! You please, please, please read even the football posts and I will try to keep them funny even if you hate football! All right! When it comes to the NFL and ICJ, things are pretty … Continue reading →

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Can Tiger Still Win Player of the Year?

Posted on July 18, 2008 by Pinback

Well, it’s the third “major” of the year (ed. note: the British Open!), and the first “major” without Tiger Woods since 1996. Many fine golfers will be competing for this “major”, but really, what are they playing for? A trophy … Continue reading →

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