Monthly Archives: August 2008

How Not to Buy an Xbox 360

I did finally buy a 360 on Thursday, so let me give some advice to other people who might be thinking of doing the same, so they don’t make the same mistake as I. If you’re like me, you’ve taken … Continue reading →

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Lobster Lovers Beer

BEER: Lobster Lovers Beers Ah, Lobster Lovers Beer, crafted by our foreign friends at RinkuÅ¡kiu Alaus Darykla, the makers of such wonderful-sounding brews as Uosto, Biržiečiu, Žaibo, and Werewolf. Entirely unfamiliar with the rich Lithuanian language, I can only attempt … Continue reading →

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Here’s Hot Dog Wednesday Update

I missed the first day since making this a blog! You know what meme I like? Hitting the f key a lot. It’s going to take off. But how do I react to missing a day? F-f-ffffffff-aaaack! Anyway, I am … Continue reading →

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Braid: Non-Spoiler Review

I have completed the game (with the exception of some secret, hidden content I’m now learning about from the Intertubes), and so will now present a NON-SPOILER REVIEW. I will start another thread on the BBS for SPOILER-FILLED ANALYSIS. It says … Continue reading →

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Pinback Sells ICJ on “Boogie Nights”

Boogie Nights. Really. Top ten? Why that one? Sell me on Boogie Nights, I’ve never seen it. Well, alright. I’ll try, anyway. Of course, it can be a difficult sell, depending on how the salesman approaches it. If I come … Continue reading →

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Let’s Catch Up With the PGA

2008 PGA Championship DISASTER UPDATE!!!!!!!!! The second round is virtually over, so let’s check our masters of disaster to see how the four most loathesome men in golf fared today! For each douche, I will at the end rate them … Continue reading →

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Foods I Could Eat Every Day: #5 & #6

FOOD I COULD EAT EVERY DAY #5: The CHEESE PIZZA Okay? And let’s be clear about this. We are talking about thin-crust, NY-style, floppy, foldy cheese pizza. Any other kind would be too heavy to have every day! And I … Continue reading →

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Interview with Robb at Renga in Blue

Jason Dyer, who runs Renga in Blue, was nice enough to conduct an interview with me at his site. You can check it out here! There are also lots of other articles there on IF which make for a great … Continue reading →

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This Mockery of a PGA Season Can Finally Be Over

Here we are, the week of the year’s last “major”, and hopefully the last “major” that Tiger will miss. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM QUOTING “MAJOR” IN THESE THREADS BECAUSE WITHOUT TIGER IT IS RIDICULOUS TO CALL IT THAT, … Continue reading →

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Caltrops Has an RSS Feed Now

Hi! ICJ here. As you can see, I have pretty much taken the last few days off, as Pinback has helpfully described the sorts of foods he could throw back into his slavering maw every single day. This has been a … Continue reading →

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