[REVIEW] Closer

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[REVIEW] Closer

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For the rest of my life, I am going to do nothing but sleep, eat, drink, occasionally go to work, register a few domain names, and spend the rest of the time whacking off to the strip club scene in Closer with Natalie Portman.

The movie: ***1/2

The strip club scene: Ten billion *s.

(With each * representing an occurrence of me whacking off to the scene in question.)
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