For the rest of my life, I am going to do nothing but sleep, eat, drink, occasionally go to work, register a few domain names, and spend the rest of the time whacking off to the strip club scene in Closer with Natalie Portman.
The movie: ***1/2
The strip club scene: Ten billion *s.
(With each * representing an occurrence of me whacking off to the scene in question.)
[REVIEW] Closer
Moderators: AArdvark, Ice Cream Jonsey
-
pinback
- Posts: 18055
- Joined: Sat Apr 27, 2002 3:00 pm
- Contact:
[REVIEW] Closer
When you need my help because I'm ruining everything, don't look at me.