I have a new cooking video available!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:26 pm

Flack wrote:And someday you will die and someone else will come in there with a snow shovel and scoop up the kittle of your existence and put it in a trash dumpster and that will be the end of Paul Rogers' mark on this planet.

Who the hell is Paul Rogers and what does he have to do with this conversation? Are you confusing me with Ben's nom-de-plume he uses for his (fake) radio program?

If that is what has happened, then I suggest perhaps you need to calm down a little, because you're doing the exact same thing that I did when I misread what you said, you're speaking out without thinking.

Calm down, fella, calm down, before you blow something. Nobody wants to see you end up as a listing in "I can't believe Tdarcos outlived..."

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:24 pm

I knew you would go back and delete your original post once you realized just how out of line it was; that's why I quoted it, in fact. I have it in PDF format too, should you lose it and want to see it again.

If you'll go back and read my original response (something that is possible because, unlike you, I'm not a spineless coward who goes back and deletes what I've written) you'll see it had nothing to your intelligence. Hell, it wasn't even an insult, you toad. I was referencing the part of your video where you placed the two unopened cans into the pan before opening them. How your rotten, malformed brain twisted that into a personal attack is still beyond me. But you did, and here we are.

Since you obviously have no clue about civility, allow me to enlighten you. Saying rude and hateful things about someone's family in a public Internet forum and then deleting them is not "taking them back". That's something a child would do, Paul. It's like saying, "I hope Paul Robinson dies of cancer, sooner than later. Oh, just kidding!" Attacking someone's wife on the Internet and then deleting it once they've read it and responded isn't taking it back -- it's being weak. I thought you figured that out the last time this happened (when you slammed Ben's (now) wife on the forum), but you didn't. Apparently nothing gets in to your head that hasn't had half a stick of butter dropped into it first.

And now you're going to take the high road? Oh, right. First you want to come out swinging, hurling personal insults at me, but when I respond you're going to take the high road? I truly, honestly think you lack the mental capacity to understand how pithless you appear. I am not "implying" that you do not know what is going on here, I am telling you that you do not know what is going on here. You think deleting your bile and pretending to be sorry is taking the high road? You are so far from the high road your chair would run out of battery before you made it up the hill.

So save your pity for someone else. Were you pitying me yesterday when my wife, who you think is too dumb to understand how to use contraception, managed to figure out how to use the grill and grilled up some ribeyes for Father's Day? Were you pitying me over the weekend when I was out interacting with other human beings in real life? Were you pitying me when my daughter came up to me this weekend with a hand drawn card that said, "Happy Father's Day Daddy. Thunder Up!" I have a wonderful life, Paul. Save your pity for someone truly pitiful who needs it, like yourself.

"Understand that I never bore you any malice and I was not trying to be personal."
"Perhaps the way I said what I said sounded like I meant it as a personal insult."

Paul, the edit button on this forum is not a magical time machine. It does not allow you to go back and change what you said. You will not find one person this forum who agrees with you that your post was not a personal insult, or that it was called for. Obviously you rolled out of bed looking for a fight, and guess what you gelatinous mold, you found one. So don't try and put the gloves back on now. If you want to be a dick, then let's be dicks. "Oh, I'm taking the high road now. You must be thin-skinned." Fuck you, you rolling potato.

Because I respect Robb, his forum, and the other people who read and post here at JC, I will not take this fight outside of this post. I also will not address you again, ever, outside of this post. Since you decided to start swinging at me at this level (figuratively speaking), then I am willing to swing back at the same level. Should you wish to continue to trade crotch shots -- presuming you can still find and/or reach yours -- I am willing to do the same, Commander "High Road".

The next fluid you receive from me won't be me pissing down your back. It'll be me spitting on your grave, you fucking troll.

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:34 pm

My noodle has softened!!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:48 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:I'm removing my response because I realize that I said a few things in anger that I should not have and rather than expand this issue further I am dropping it.
I told you I'd re-enable editing posts as long as you and others didn't do EXACTLY THIS.

Editing posts has been turned off and will never be re-enabled.

Aw great.

THANKS PAUL.

Everybody say "THANKS PAUL."

THANKS PAUL.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:59 pm

If you had ribs yesterday, Flack, can you mail me the rest of the pizza? I'll paypal you postage. Don't worry about freezing it.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:10 pm

I have finally watched the video, and am now 100% on Paul's side.

C'mon, Flack. Why you gotta be a dick?

I will erase this message in 30 minutes, but yeah. I am going to do nothing else but watch that video over and over again for the rest of the <s>night</s> <s>week</s> <s>time I have left on this Earth</s> night.

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:23 pm

My favorite part of the video is the cut scenes and the repetitive mentions of the same words. The sticking to the pan really hit home with me. I now check twice with my pan to make sure things are not sticking.

Thanks Paul, I watched the video again today and really did like the emphasis on the wetting of the noodles.

Wang, Dang, Doodle, get a wet noodle!

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:24 pm

I repeat:

My favorite part of the video is the cut scenes and the repetitive mentions of the same words. The sticking to the pan really hit home with me. I now check twice with my pan to make sure things are not sticking.

Thanks Paul, I watched the video again today and really did like the emphasis on the wetting of the noodles.

Wang, Dang, Doodle, get a wet noodle!

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:27 pm

Dick and Noodle has been mentioned a lot in this thread.

Speaking of, man watching the Food network is not much different. They have some really nice breast on there these days. All succulent and shit!

We should get Paul on the food network. We could call his cooking show "Meals On Wheels" I mean come on now!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:44 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If you had ribs yesterday, Flack, can you mail me the rest of the pizza? I'll paypal you postage. Don't worry about freezing it.

You'll have to hit up 'Vark. We ate at Swadley's on Thursday evening, and he had the ribs. I had the smoked turkey and hot links, which where (get this) hot.

Yesterday, for breakfast, Vark and I had Krispy Kremes. Then my practically retarded wife made scrambled eggs, bacon, and biscuits. After that, Varkus and I sat out on the back porch drinking coffee.

For lunch, after dropping the 'Vark off at the airport, we had a family picnic for Father's Day. Then, for dinner, we had ribeye steaks and loaded baked potatoes. At some point during the Thunder game, we broke open the truffles and chocolate-covered almonds the kids got me for Father's Day.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. I ate the pizza for dinner tonight.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:47 pm

milker wrote:My favorite part of the video is the cut scenes and the repetitive mentions of the same words. The sticking to the pan really hit home with me. I now check twice with my pan to make sure things are not sticking.

Thanks Paul, I watched the video again today and really did like the emphasis on the wetting of the noodles.

Wang, Dang, Doodle, get a wet noodle!

(Psst -- some advice, between friends? Be careful commenting about Tdarcos' videos. He doesn't always take it so well.)

(Wait, are you married?)

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:06 pm

RobB, if you like I will go to Pizza Shack, or even better Giuseppes and mail you a pizza. Next day air and Bang! it'll be on your doorstep a-waiting.

THE
MISTER McFEELEY
SPEEDY 'ZA
AARDVARK

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:46 pm

@flack yeah, I be married to the head tuna Tracie Lee to the 3rd power. She wets my noodle and is the head queen of darkness at the City of the Dead Haunted House.

I honestly enjoy Tdarcos and really hope he does know it is ok to laugh at oneself! he is funny as all get out. Even when he may not realize it he is making magic on the internet. No ill will towards anyone here, I just like to laugh. Did this thread get heated? Do we all need to break spaghetti?

I am gonna show my wife this video now and see if she has the same desire for crusty, sticky cheese from a pan.

milker · Post by **milker** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:56 pm

Robb, did you ever get Justine's Pizza in Loveland?

Tdarcos, what is your favorite pizza ever?

I showed my wife this video and she did appreciate the focus it took to make sure the mixture in the PAN did not spill ever where. That takes skill.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:17 pm

milker wrote:Robb, did you ever get Justine's Pizza in Loveland?

No, sir. I have tasted probably 200 pizzas in Colorado. They were all outdone by this place people got take-out from in Tulsa just because it was close.

Look man, it's nothing personal. Y'all can't do pizza out here. It's fine. There are many other qualities that you should consider yourself proud of having. It's just this one thing. This one... little.... thing.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:36 am

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:I'm removing my response because I realize that I said a few things in anger that I should not have and rather than expand this issue further I am dropping it.
I told you I'd re-enable editing posts as long as you and others didn't do EXACTLY THIS.

Editing posts has been turned off and will never be re-enabled.
Aw great.

THANKS PAUL.

Everybody say "THANKS PAUL."

THANKS PAUL.

Oh shit. I forgot. Well, I guess that was my mistake. Well, it's clear I've ruined everything. I didn't even bother reading whats-his-face's message because I have realized that it's all ashes, ashes and it's over.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:44 am

I withdraw my objections to getting rid of the Starcraft 2 board. You may expunge posts in the Starcraft 2 board as it doesn't matter any more.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: I told you I'd re-enable editing posts as long as you and others didn't do EXACTLY THIS.

Editing posts has been turned off and will never be re-enabled.

It is clear and obvious that I can no longer stay here as I am no longer something funny, I have damaged everything. This is Jonsey's place and he is free to run it any way he wants.

Posting of messages by me has been turned off and will never be re-enabled. There's no point in my sticking around and making things worse.

I am sorry for what I have done and I hope by leaving I can perhaps atone for my mistakes and not foist my worthless presence any further.

I did not delete my messages because I was trying to hide what I said; if I had thought that was an issue I would not have. In most cases, when someone says something bad, what is it that the other person says? "You take that back," or when someone says something libelous they want a retraction.

My intent was to try to reduce the hurt I have caused, not to increase it. I have failed, and I have caused such a horrible thing that I know I can no longer stay here.

Clearly all of you are disappointed in me, so it's best I not hurt any of you any longer and I guess I should leave.

I'm sorry for everything.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:04 am

flack wrote:If you'll go back and read my original response (something that is possible because, unlike you, I'm not a spineless coward

I retract every apology I have made to you you piece of garbage.

I withdrew my message because I wanted to try and reduce the amount of material that was a matter of hatefulness. I was not a spineless coward because I am not afraid of what I said and if I thought leaving it would not keep things worse, I would have left it.

You spoke about considering other people's feelings and how I failed to do so. So let me ask you: what is a way of considering other people's feelings: by leaving hateful, nasty remarks around on a continuous basis, or attempting to alleviate the condition?

I'll repeat what I said as I can remember it. I said that you're too stupid to realize that YouTube never skips frames or stutters video. I also said that you should commit suicide before you breed and pass on stupidity to offspring. I also said - more or less - that was an important thing because if you found a woman to have sex with she'd obviously be too stupid to know how to use contraception.

There, that's a fair summary of what I said. Now, does it make things better, or worse, to have such hateful speech around?

Don't even bother to respond as I care nothing about your comments.

I had forgotten the no deleting posts rule, and so I've ruined the ability to fix things.

I tried to heal something that I had done something wrong. I tried to consider other people's feelings and remove something that I should not have said. I apologized for what I said that was wrong.

And you immediately declare that 'spineless cowardice'.

So I withdraw all of any apology to you. I guess my only regret was my insult wasn't personally directed to you.

I wonder why my comment made you so upset? Did perchance it happen that you made a mistake and were involved in an unplanned pregnancy?

Don't answer that; it's only a rhetorical question.

But I guess I have learned something about how some people act when someone else tries to correct what they did wrong and tries to fix the problem. You immediately presumed I was being dishonest.

Well, I'm through. I tried to be honest and tried to fix the hurt I had done, and for that apparently nothing I could say or do would ever be taken as serious. So there's no point even speaking to you as it's clear you've essentially chosen not to listen to me.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:05 am

Don't let that stop you from making other food related videos though.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:58 am

Paul, we're hitting a stalemate here as you failed to comprehend and/or digest most of what I said. I did like how you said you were going to take the high road, and two responses later you are referring to me as a piece of garbage. For a guy who obviously uses Google to find pointless facts to cram into his posts the way you cram Dollar Store snacks into your pie hole, you might want to look up what "the high road" means.

The problem with you is that you fail to comprehend pretty much anything. You failed to comprehend my joke. You fail to comprehend why what you posted was offensive. You fail to comprehend why deleting it, after everybody already read it, doesn't make it better.

But what's even odder -- or sadder, really -- is that there is something legitimately wrong with your mental capacity. When you were "beta testing" my game in this thead, I posted this picture of my daughter, yet you said you didn't know I had any kids. In your last vague resemblence of a coherent response to me, you repeated what you said "the best you can remember it," but if you go a page back you can just quote it directly. I don't think you fully know how to navigate the forum software, and I don't think you fully comprehend the big picture here. Actually, I suspect the list of things you don't fully comprehend is pretty long. Same goes for the list of things you've ruined.

I wonder why you have to go on to the internet to attack people and spit venom. Is it because you are so physically repulsive and mentally incapable of comprehending the nuances of conversation that there is literally no one left around you in the physical world to communicate with?

Don't answer that; it's only a rhetorical question.

Since I know you have a hard time comprehending things, let me make this clear for you -- I am not taking the high road in this thread. Every time you respond in this thread, I will pick apart your feeble, confused responses. I will not let it go, in this thread. In the rest of this forum, you are welcome to continue to do whatever it is you do, which for the most part is impede conversations by posting song lyrics and rambling off topic and ruining everyone's attempt at talking to one another. But in this thread, every time you respond, I will let you know how stupid you are. This thread may have started off about Tuna Helper Fettuccine Alfredo, but like you have done to every other conversation on this forum that you've staggered in to and drooled all over, I am hijacking it.