Werewolf

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:58 pm

How does abstaining work? If a majority abstains the vote then no lynching?

I'm just asking for ICJ's benefit after all. I want to get hung up in mob fever! KILL CGG!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:44 pm

ChainGangGuy was just in a horrific accident. And we lost Lysander, who may have been quite valuable in the long run.

Surely a man doesn't see one of his best e-friends die and then get into an accident and then be unfortunately staked, right?

Right?

I vote for Jack Straw.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:45 pm

I abstain.

...from this game!!!

I am leaving this thread, FOREVER.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Right?

Right! Well, there's still time to switch your lynch-votes and make a good decision. All things considered, you couldn't have picked a worse peasant to leave facedown in a ditch choking to death on his own blood. Yes sir, a total trainwreck.

How about it Vitriola? Hygraed?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:32 pm

ChainGangGuy wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Right?
Right! Well, there's still time to switch your lynch-votes and make a good decision. All things considered, you couldn't have picked a worse peasant to leave facedown in a ditch choking to death on his own blood. Yes sir, a total trainwreck.

How about it Vitriola? Hygraed?

Jack Straw was a worse pick than yourself?

What is going on here?

Who are all you people?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:36 pm

Participants are encouraged to PM me with what they'd like mentioned in the narration if they are a) lynched, or b) eaten.

Bruce

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:36 pm

I vote for Vitriola.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:39 pm

In other news, I fucked up. The game was supposed to have an odd number of players including me.

It'll still work, but for next game, we should note that.

Also also, if you're PMming me a lynching message, and you're a werewolf: be aware that the villagers don't know whether they've lynched a wolf. So saying, "SUCK MY WEREWOLFLY BALLS" would probably not be a good idea.

Bruce

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:46 pm

Shit. I'm wrong again.

I described the way I usually play Werewolf, but indeed, according to the classic rules, you find out the role of each corpse.

So, feel free to give away your Wolfiness or Seeriness or whatever when you die.

Lysander was a peasant.

Bruce

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:52 pm

hygraed wrote:I vote for Vitriola.

why?

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:02 pm

Why not?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:06 pm

I vote for Chain Gang Guy.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:45 pm

Yeah? I'm pretty goddamn suspect of all of you right now. Let me tell you a little story about werewolves and myself.

The Earth has a companion moon. A second, dark moon. Knowledge of this would rip the very foundation of this culture and society apart? ("What about x society that has brown people in it?" That's already ripped apart. It's like they already KNOW.)

Twice the moons means twice the fucking lunatics out there each month, treating the good conduct of normal people like myself and three other guys who aren't FUGGING WEREWOLVEN like, say, Kent, Merk and Draal as free candy put out by the Jevovah Witness couple that go on vacation for Halloween.

So let me ask you all this. Two moons or one? Which is it you miserable, over-incisored ass waggles?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:48 pm

bruce wrote:Lysander was a peasant.

LOL.!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:50 pm

But seriously. Lysander's loss makes all of us that much poorer. I am sad to see him go. I guess he wasn't a werewolf, because the game master said he was a peasant. If I am following logic here then he was a HUMAN BEING. He had that in common with me.

Luckily, he can't post in this thread -- being dead! -- any time soon so I will now begin to explain just why every fighting game ever made was a failure after Mortal Kombat II was released.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:06 pm

The mood of the crowd--if eight people can be called a crowd--has turned ugly.

With hatred in their eyes, the townsfolk turn towards the local miller.

ChainGangGuy had spent his life grinding grain between stones to make flour. So it was that the villagers chose to end his life. Eschewing the usual gallows, they swiftly dragged the screaming ChainGangGuy to his mill.

Someone kicked the chocks from the grindstones and lowered the lever that connected the paddlewheel in the stream to the axle. The great stones began to turn, inexorable as the sunset.

Bit by bit, the villagers fed ChainGangGuy into his own mill. The bones of his feet were the first to go, shattering with a sound like popcorn popping. The millstones glistened with his blood.

ChainGangGuy screamed and shrieked, but the villagers were remorseless. His howls of agony persisted as his calves were crushed. He bellowed as his knees were pulped, and then fell unconscious.

The villagers looked at each other and shrugged; the fun part was now over, and they released his body to be mashed between the grindstones.

As the stones revolved, reducing what was once ChainGangGuy to a uniform red pulp, one thing became clear: there was no sharp canine odor, no fur, no last-second transformation into a wolf.

The remaining six villagers looked at each other and shrugged, as the millstones ground on.

ChainGangGuy was a peasant.

Now it is Night.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:07 pm

Did I say six? Shit. Seven. Seven remaining villagers.

Bruce

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:13 pm

I so told you.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:49 pm

gsdgsd, Jack and Worm are on my list. Just look at Worm's post. He's using mob mentality to kill a perfectly normal human being. Jack had no problem unloading on an innocent himself. And Greg... isn't he just a little too quiet in these games? He was a perfectly serviceable Thing last time. Till he picked Draal and caused Draal to flip.

So let's say I pick Jack. Who would be in favor of it?

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:21 pm

Don't we have to wake up before we start picking? A little EAGER, aren't we, ICJ? Almost ... inhumanly so.