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ChainGangGuy was just in a horrific accident. And we lost Lysander, who may have been quite valuable in the long run.
Surely a man doesn't see one of his best e-friends die and then get into an accident and then be unfortunately staked, right?
Right?
I vote for Jack Straw.
Surely a man doesn't see one of his best e-friends die and then get into an accident and then be unfortunately staked, right?
Right?
I vote for Jack Straw.
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Right! Well, there's still time to switch your lynch-votes and make a good decision. All things considered, you couldn't have picked a worse peasant to leave facedown in a ditch choking to death on his own blood. Yes sir, a total trainwreck.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Right?
How about it Vitriola? Hygraed?
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Jack Straw was a worse pick than yourself?ChainGangGuy wrote:Right! Well, there's still time to switch your lynch-votes and make a good decision. All things considered, you couldn't have picked a worse peasant to leave facedown in a ditch choking to death on his own blood. Yes sir, a total trainwreck.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Right?
How about it Vitriola? Hygraed?
What is going on here?
Who are all you people?
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In other news, I fucked up. The game was supposed to have an odd number of players including me.
It'll still work, but for next game, we should note that.
Also also, if you're PMming me a lynching message, and you're a werewolf: be aware that the villagers don't know whether they've lynched a wolf. So saying, "SUCK MY WEREWOLFLY BALLS" would probably not be a good idea.
Bruce
It'll still work, but for next game, we should note that.
Also also, if you're PMming me a lynching message, and you're a werewolf: be aware that the villagers don't know whether they've lynched a wolf. So saying, "SUCK MY WEREWOLFLY BALLS" would probably not be a good idea.
Bruce
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Yeah? I'm pretty goddamn suspect of all of you right now. Let me tell you a little story about werewolves and myself.
The Earth has a companion moon. A second, dark moon. Knowledge of this would rip the very foundation of this culture and society apart? ("What about x society that has brown people in it?" That's already ripped apart. It's like they already KNOW.)
Twice the moons means twice the fucking lunatics out there each month, treating the good conduct of normal people like myself and three other guys who aren't FUGGING WEREWOLVEN like, say, Kent, Merk and Draal as free candy put out by the Jevovah Witness couple that go on vacation for Halloween.
So let me ask you all this. Two moons or one? Which is it you miserable, over-incisored ass waggles?
The Earth has a companion moon. A second, dark moon. Knowledge of this would rip the very foundation of this culture and society apart? ("What about x society that has brown people in it?" That's already ripped apart. It's like they already KNOW.)
Twice the moons means twice the fucking lunatics out there each month, treating the good conduct of normal people like myself and three other guys who aren't FUGGING WEREWOLVEN like, say, Kent, Merk and Draal as free candy put out by the Jevovah Witness couple that go on vacation for Halloween.
So let me ask you all this. Two moons or one? Which is it you miserable, over-incisored ass waggles?
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But seriously. Lysander's loss makes all of us that much poorer. I am sad to see him go. I guess he wasn't a werewolf, because the game master said he was a peasant. If I am following logic here then he was a HUMAN BEING. He had that in common with me.
Luckily, he can't post in this thread -- being dead! -- any time soon so I will now begin to explain just why every fighting game ever made was a failure after Mortal Kombat II was released.
Luckily, he can't post in this thread -- being dead! -- any time soon so I will now begin to explain just why every fighting game ever made was a failure after Mortal Kombat II was released.
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The mood of the crowd--if eight people can be called a crowd--has turned ugly.
With hatred in their eyes, the townsfolk turn towards the local miller.
ChainGangGuy had spent his life grinding grain between stones to make flour. So it was that the villagers chose to end his life. Eschewing the usual gallows, they swiftly dragged the screaming ChainGangGuy to his mill.
Someone kicked the chocks from the grindstones and lowered the lever that connected the paddlewheel in the stream to the axle. The great stones began to turn, inexorable as the sunset.
Bit by bit, the villagers fed ChainGangGuy into his own mill. The bones of his feet were the first to go, shattering with a sound like popcorn popping. The millstones glistened with his blood.
ChainGangGuy screamed and shrieked, but the villagers were remorseless. His howls of agony persisted as his calves were crushed. He bellowed as his knees were pulped, and then fell unconscious.
The villagers looked at each other and shrugged; the fun part was now over, and they released his body to be mashed between the grindstones.
As the stones revolved, reducing what was once ChainGangGuy to a uniform red pulp, one thing became clear: there was no sharp canine odor, no fur, no last-second transformation into a wolf.
The remaining six villagers looked at each other and shrugged, as the millstones ground on.
ChainGangGuy was a peasant.
Now it is Night.
With hatred in their eyes, the townsfolk turn towards the local miller.
ChainGangGuy had spent his life grinding grain between stones to make flour. So it was that the villagers chose to end his life. Eschewing the usual gallows, they swiftly dragged the screaming ChainGangGuy to his mill.
Someone kicked the chocks from the grindstones and lowered the lever that connected the paddlewheel in the stream to the axle. The great stones began to turn, inexorable as the sunset.
Bit by bit, the villagers fed ChainGangGuy into his own mill. The bones of his feet were the first to go, shattering with a sound like popcorn popping. The millstones glistened with his blood.
ChainGangGuy screamed and shrieked, but the villagers were remorseless. His howls of agony persisted as his calves were crushed. He bellowed as his knees were pulped, and then fell unconscious.
The villagers looked at each other and shrugged; the fun part was now over, and they released his body to be mashed between the grindstones.
As the stones revolved, reducing what was once ChainGangGuy to a uniform red pulp, one thing became clear: there was no sharp canine odor, no fur, no last-second transformation into a wolf.
The remaining six villagers looked at each other and shrugged, as the millstones ground on.
ChainGangGuy was a peasant.
Now it is Night.
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gsdgsd, Jack and Worm are on my list. Just look at Worm's post. He's using mob mentality to kill a perfectly normal human being. Jack had no problem unloading on an innocent himself. And Greg... isn't he just a little too quiet in these games? He was a perfectly serviceable Thing last time. Till he picked Draal and caused Draal to flip.
So let's say I pick Jack. Who would be in favor of it?
So let's say I pick Jack. Who would be in favor of it?
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