TigerCast 04/10/2005!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:39 am

GO GO GOOD TEAM!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:23 am

Jesus, man. What the hell happened to Ernie?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:27 pm

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A little more exciting than I think it really needed to be, but hey... he's a born showman.)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:33 pm

COME ON, you fuckers! ETW gets halfway to Jack, and Jeff Gordon comes from 4 laps down to win at Martinsville on the same day??!

GET IN THE HUNT, for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:44 pm

Wasn't Woods just at -2 the first day of the event?

Why don't you give us a little fucking backstory as to why him winning it was at all compelling?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:19 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Wasn't Woods just at -2 the first day of the event?

That's PLUS 2.

Why don't you give us a little fucking backstory as to why him winning it was at all compelling?

Well. You know. It's the Masters. It's compelling. Unless you don't care about golf. In which case it's six hours of listening to schmaltzy piano music and rich bigotted white guys wax poetic about the goddamn azaleas.

I only wish TigerCasts 2003 and 2004 were still alive to see this day.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:12 pm

You should tell us:

1) How he got back into it, and

2) How the other guys choked to allow him to get back into it.

Then possibly we could understand why you care about this guy in a wholesome, hetero manner, and why it's not just shameless front running.

Wholesome Homo · Post by **Wholesome Homo** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Then possibly we could understand why you care about this guy in a wholesome, hetero manner, and why it's not just shameless front running.

Hey!

:(

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:03 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You should tell us:

1) How he got back into it

A 66 in the second round got him back into it. A 65 (including seven (!!!) straight birdies from holes 7 - 13) took over the lead. After that, it was just a matter of:

a. Hanging on.
b. Making one of the most legendary shots in Masters history on the 16th hole in the final round.
c. Sinking a 15-footer on the first playoff hole to nail it down.
d. Shoving it back in the face of all those sniveling douchebags who insisted Tiger was "so over".

2) How the other guys choked to allow him to get back into it.

The only other guy who was close, Chris DiMarco, fired a 41 on the back nine in the third round, and while he fought tough on Sunday, couldn't quite make it happen.

Then possibly we could understand why you care about this guy in a wholesome, hetero manner, and why it's not just shameless front running.

He is the greatest golfer of our generation, and a joy to watch. He is also exciting to watch. Also, he says four-letter-words on live TV a lot, which I enjoy immensely.

And that smile? Could melt your heart.

chris · Post by **chris** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 am

pinback wrote:He is the greatest golfer of our generation, and a joy to watch.

It's also a joy to watch paint dry, but you don't see me doing that either.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:28 am

chris wrote:It's also a joy to watch paint dry, but you don't see me doing that either.

Come on don't be modest. As much as you know about paint, I'm sure you've spent more time watching it dry than most people.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:03 am

chris wrote:
pinback wrote:He is the greatest golfer of our generation, and a joy to watch.
It's also a joy to watch paint dry, but you don't see me doing that either.

INTERNET FUN FAX:::::

If you see a conversation about a topic in which you are not interested, it is OKAY to not participate in it!

chris · Post by **chris** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:57 am

pinback wrote:If you see a conversation about a topic in which you are not interested, it is OKAY to not participate in it!

Oh, but it's more fun to talk smack about topics of dubious interest!

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:38 pm

Golf is the New York Times of sports... Everyone says they enjoy it, and a fair number of lintheads actually pay money to participate in it, but in actuality, most neither get it nor enjoy it if they pay attention to it at all.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:17 pm

Okay, this is a thread ABOUT golf, for people who ENJOY golf. It is not a solicitation for all of your pseudo-intellectual snivelling little humorless piss-ant comments.

Perhaps I should have stated that up front.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:13 pm

What? I like golf!

Sherwin Williams · Post by **Sherwin Williams** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:54 pm

Hey everybody! Watch me as I dry!