Blue Mondays

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:51 am

ZOMBIE wrote:NNNNrrghhn.... ngghh... RRRGNGGGNNNNNNN.... brains....

Damn, I wish I had gotten to that joke first.

Okay, let's get real here. People don't get hostile here! Well, they aren't supposed to. Right, all that diatribe between Jonsey and Pinback? Fake. That various shit all over the board pretty much before this? Fake.

If people are actually having their real life feeling provoked by messages on this board and those real life feelings are anger towards another person on this board. That is just wrong. I don't know if this is all some huge gimmick ... I'm not sure. The diatribe between Jonsey and Pinback has fooled me. On this board I'm not James Bernoski. I'm here just to have a fucking ball that is it. If you are here and not having a good time or ruining someone elses ... well, that just isn't right. Blue, you did derail the topic ... oops. I fucked up my Haiku and people mentioned it. But, I didn't curse at them. Bond, "Completely Off Topic" handled Blue ... you didn't have to provoke her. Though this topic was meant to be slightly serious it was completely derailed ... by the both of you. Blue ... if people were talking about night crawlers I wouldn't feel a need to comment ... it is just a fucking nick. ... Just let "Completely off Topic" do his damn job!

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:15 pm

Blue, you did derail the topic ... oops. I fucked up my Haiku and people mentioned it. But, I didn't curse at them. Bond, "Completely Off Topic" handled Blue ... you didn't have to provoke her. Though this topic was meant to be slightly serious it was completely derailed ... by the both of you

pinback wrote:Alright, you know what?

I hereby revoke my own privileges as base moderator of this base. The recent influx of extremely obnoxious behavior on the part of certain semi-regulars has made the entire proposition unpleasant and unenjoyable.
Let's hire a new moderator for this base. I suggest Blue. Or Straw. Or JQW. Or Loafergirl. Or some other angry, hostile person who can give it the attention it deserves.

pinback wrote:You don't belong here, BLUE.

You seem like a sweet enough kid, but this really is not the place for you. Feel free to enjoy some of the internet's other fine bulletin board systems and discussion forums!

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I agree with you. JQW posted only out of malice there.
Fucking ASSHOLE.

pinback wrote:And JQW, go ahead and post that fucking outrageous, inconceivably horrendous post again, so I can move it somewhere it belongs and it'll be saved for all eternity.

I'd hate to lose any of your timeless wisdom in a fit of my own disgust.

pinback wrote:Alright, HAPPY DAY is over.

Blue, you are one obnoxious, insufferable bitch. Get the fuck out of my base.

pinback wrote:Oh. HAHAHAHA.

I get it. Okay, it's all good, bro. It's only the disgusting, whorrish BLUE that I hate now.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:19 pm

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:28 pm

I'm going to take a break until this place stops being like my family.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:35 pm

Nice going, BLUE, you drove Worm away.

Jonsey, I'm telling you, she's destroying your BBS. Doesn't matter to me, you understand, I just think it's time your real friends told you the news.

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:40 pm

The whole point of my last post was to point out the fact that you say alot of mean things yourself so stop blaming me foreverything.

You completely attacked me on two occasions where I hadn't said anything mean:

1. When I made a comment about you deleting my posts so that all of your threads would end with 21 posts.

2. When i made a comment aboutthe color Blue. Yes it was off topic but I hadn't said anything derogatory to you.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:50 pm

I haven't said one mean thing to you this entire time, you fucking skanky-ass whore. Go turn another $10 trick and make 'em stick their cock in your mouth for me so you'll shut the fuck up.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:54 pm

pinback wrote:Nice going, BLUE, you drove Worm away.

I hope Worm knows that we do not wish him to be driven away.

And this is hilarious coming from you, Parrish, seeing how YOU FUCKING DROVE LEX AWAY.

And I'd have a whole lot more sympathy for your point if you didn't have mod access to this base. If one of your special threads is so magnificant and beautiful that you need to play the part of a bouncer and decide who can and who cannot post in it THEN FUCKING DO SO. Throw the posts into the Troll Room, as I've told you to do about a dozen times previous to this one. I realize that doing so takes two extra clicks of the mouse than just deleting them outright, but see if you can work with me here and give your mouse-clicking button the reps that we all know it's craving.

Jonsey, I'm telling you, she's destroying your BBS. Doesn't matter to me, you understand, I just think it's time your real friends told you the news.

I'm glad it doesn't matter to you. I think that really makes you one of my "real friends." I follow your logic in the above sentence and am not even slightly angered by it. You're going to die. I understand where you're coming from and you make a lot of I'm going to rip your nuts off sense.

Why don't the two of you simply refrain from posting in each other's threads? I think that would be the best solution. Don't make me set up a "Rules" page, you bastards.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:59 pm

You hear that, BLUE? Do NOT post in any of my threads. That's the new Jolt Country BBS rule, courtesy of the real base moderator here, Ice Cream Jonsey!

About time there was some justice up in this. Good job, Jones!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:05 pm

Please quit intentionally trolling Blue.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:09 pm

So she can come on here and denegrate me, my choice of sexual partner, my feelings and emotions, and I can do nothing in my own defense?

This is some place, I tell ya.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:10 pm

It is a blue Tuesday. :(

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:17 pm

pinback wrote:This is some place, I tell ya.

Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:18 pm

Roody_Yogurt wrote:It is a blue Tuesday. :(

Really.

What's the Base Monitor got to say to all of this now?

Lithium · Post by **Lithium** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:18 pm

I've never felt so needed in my life.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:28 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.

Do not even start with me on this. Just the unmitigated fucking gall that you're challenging me on this in the first place makes me want to projectile vomit all over your weasely little dyed head. Let's recap, just in case the Atomic Mice have left your shriveled brain incapable of remembering simple, true, recent history:

1. I have nearly singlehandedly kept this place running, kept the influx of content going, kept people from becoming complacent and letting these bases just sit and rot, for at least the last year, and probably much longer. Have I received help or encouragement from you, or any of the other visitors to this site? Of course not, because you're all takers. You take, and take, and take, and that's alright with you, because you don't know any better. And hey, it doesn't bother me either, because I enjoy giving. I'm a giving person, so that's what I get off on. But do not presume to come in here and then start dicking with me. Indefensible.

2. Lately, I've been running this base, and running it like no other base has been run. It goes without saying that since I've taken over here, there's been more action and more excitement on this base than all of the other bases combined, likely by a factor of 2 or 3. And one of the ways I am running this base is by trying to share some of my real, actual life that's going on, the things that are happening to me, the things I'm feeling about it, sadness, happiness, all that real-life stuff which most of these basement-dwelling twerps only read about in comic books. It's something new, it's something interesting, and it's something with a lot of potential.

3. Now this new crowd of wanna-be regulars is coming in here and calling me names, saying nasty things about me, derailing my threads, and generally being hostile, immature people, and I try to defend myself against this unfortunate, hopefully short-lived onslaught of unwanted, substandard garbage, and you tell me to go back to fucking FARK? This is how you're going to treat me?

That sound about right?

Sound about right, pal?

Maybe wanna go back and rethink your last post, pal?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:30 pm

Of course, when I say "a few hours," I of course mean half the fucking day. But anyway. Yeah, I'm finally registered. I will now laugh. Maniacally. And to be fair, Blue did not come on and denigrate your choice of partners, Pinback. At least, not on this thread. Someone else started it. That that someone is, of course, me, is beside that point. ^_^ I had no clue this would blow up so nicely, Blue just irritates me.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:45 pm

Can we all stop being fucking insane for a milisecond here?

Theorem: If someone curses at me I should physically threaten him.
FALSE!
Theorem: If someone derails a thread we should have a fit.
FALSE!
Theorem: But, they didn't even be funny when they did it.
WHAT THE FUCK?

If we are going to deystroy threads and start throwing feces can we be a little funny doing it? JUST NOW this thread has gotten funny. I'd rather see stuff funny than serious. We're all fucking wrong. Accept for me because I just won the arguement.

EDIT BY 1|\|F4|\/|0US |-|4C|<3R: I pwned j00! im g3tn 300 mb of st0rg3 sp4c f3r dis!

EDIT BY WORM: So if you are going to ruin some someone wanted other people to adress make sure it is about Hugo or make it funny.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:53 pm

Look at Worm, bringin' TEH HATE!

Worm used to be a nice, friendly, calm, sane young man, and you all ruined him.

If I was him, I would demand an apology.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:26 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.
Do not even start with me on this. Just the unmitigated fucking gall that you're challenging me on this in the first place makes me want to projectile vomit all over your weasely little dyed head. Let's recap, just in case the Atomic Mice have left your shriveled brain incapable of remembering simple, true, recent history:

1. I have nearly singlehandedly kept this place running, kept the influx of content going, kept people from becoming complacent and letting these bases just sit and rot, for at least the last year, and probably much longer. Have I received help or encouragement from you, or any of the other visitors to this site? Of course not, because you're all takers. You take, and take, and take, and that's alright with you, because you don't know any better. And hey, it doesn't bother me either, because I enjoy giving. I'm a giving person, so that's what I get off on. But do not presume to come in here and then start dicking with me. Indefensible.

2. Lately, I've been running this base, and running it like no other base has been run. It goes without saying that since I've taken over here, there's been more action and more excitement on this base than all of the other bases combined, likely by a factor of 2 or 3. And one of the ways I am running this base is by trying to share some of my real, actual life that's going on, the things that are happening to me, the things I'm feeling about it, sadness, happiness, all that real-life stuff which most of these basement-dwelling twerps only read about in comic books. It's something new, it's something interesting, and it's something with a lot of potential.

3. Now this new crowd of wanna-be regulars is coming in here and calling me names, saying nasty things about me, derailing my threads, and generally being hostile, immature people, and I try to defend myself against this unfortunate, hopefully short-lived onslaught of unwanted, substandard garbage, and you tell me to go back to fucking FARK? This is how you're going to treat me?

That sound about right?

Sound about right, pal?

Maybe wanna go back and rethink your last post, pal?

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