Blue Mondays

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:15 pm

This is becoming quite a routine. Quite an intolerable routine.

For a mere 12 hours ago, I was in a place which, to me, had a reasonably good chance of passing itself off as heaven. Lying there, alone with a wonderful, beautiful girl, and without a single care. On such a high, oblivious to the realities of life, and even the realities of the relationship I was actively engaged in, I could very well have just kept lying there until my dying breath, fooling myself all the way, and that would have been just fine with me.

And now, like the worst kind of addict, I'm coming crashing down again. And again. Nerves on maximum overdrive, terrified by the feeling that at any moment, I stand an excellent chance of either busting out crying, or taking this fire extinguisher and breaking every fucking window in this building.

It will be better tomorrow, and better still on Wednesday. Her scent on my sheets will gradually be covered up by a layer of cat fur, I'll throw out all the remnants of her visit, and the memories of it, like those of the last three weekends, will find its way to the back of my mind where it can hide in anonymity amongst the various other dreams swimming through my head.

Friday, I'll be all better, and anxious once more to get my fix.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.

But I don't know how long I can keep this up.

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:19 pm

Hey! Why do people associate the color Blue with sadness anyway? Blue is an exciting and sexy color!

Completely Off-Topic · Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:21 pm

BLUE wrote:Hey! Why do people associate the color Blue with sadness anyway? Blue is an exciting and sexy color!

Hey, you do your job, and let me do mine.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:24 pm

pinback wrote:But I don't know how long I can keep this up.

Until August 7th, 2003. You'll miss that weekend unless you bring her to Vegas with you.

Unhelpful Umberto · Post by **Unhelpful Umberto** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:36 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinback wrote:But I don't know how long I can keep this up.
Until August 7th, 2003. You'll miss that weekend unless you bring her to Vegas with you.

Hey, you do your job, and let me do mine.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:45 pm

...

... Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay!

I find it very admirable that Ben is not OK with a situation where he has a woman in his life to basically suck and fuck his brains out over the weekend and then leaves him the rest of the week to get stuff done.

I'd say that this would be the ideal situation for all of us who play softball and write, badly, video game content during the week, but admittedly, you women are oftentimes so cute that a solid "together" guy like myself or Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish just can't help wanting to have you around all the time. Sure, it makes Ben come off like the narrator in the Splender song "Space Boy," but still.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:54 pm

Why does this have to be so good and so horrible at the same time? This is the best, worst thing that's ever happened to me. GOD.

I should never have gone to that fucking Halloween party. I knew it before I left the house. I said, "This is not a good idea. Nine months from now, you are going to be a wrecked, wracked shell of a person because of this party."

But I did not listen. I did not listen, and now I am paying for it.

I feel like I'm going to vomit.

Fuck.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 1:03 pm

pinback wrote:Why does this have to be so good and so horrible at the same time? This is the best, worst thing that's ever happened to me. GOD.

But I did not listen. I did not listen, and now I am paying for it. I feel like I'm going to vomit. Fuck.

I'm going to ignore the fact that you used an emoticon and instead say that you're dwelling too much on the negatives. Now, George Alec Effinger DID say that humans are made for sorrow and not joy. And that what feels like equal amounts of sorrow and joy are not in fact anywhere equal. You have to have like three sessions of hard skullfucking to equal the pain inherent in simply closing the door on your fingers. That sort of thing.

GAE isn't with us any longer, but *I* am. And I say: remember the positives! And anyway, you keep this up long enough and she'll become your girlfriend out of habit. It's a test of stamina -- the kind of stamina that I think you do happen to possess.

Chin up, buddy!

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:07 pm

Blue, I don't recall anyone asking for your feeble oppinion on anything, let alone the off-topic sexiness of different colors. So, why don't you sit down, lean back, and drink a long tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP, yes? Thank you.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:19 pm

BASE #3 "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" AWARD GOES TO:

James Bond!

BLUE · Post by **BLUE** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:03 pm

FUCK YOU JAMES BOND AND FUCK YOU PINBACK> I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU >>> YOU LITTLE WHINY PATHETIC BITCH! WHY DON"T YOU COME TO ROCHESTER SO I CAN SPIT IN YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE! THAT IS A DARE...

Penultimate Quote Machine · Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:07 pm

Blue wrote:

bitch fucking fuck you fucking fuck you that is a dare.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:14 pm

You don't belong here, BLUE.

You seem like a sweet enough kid, but this really is not the place for you. Feel free to enjoy some of the internet's other fine bulletin board systems and discussion forums!

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:25 pm

Like, for example, gamefaqs.com! There's so many people like you (thinking constantly about sex, interrupting other people's topics, having the intelligence of an 11-year-old on crack) that you should feel right at home!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:53 pm

I'd hate to play favorite but you've just got to maintain at least 1% level of decency in the regular and 0% in the troll room. Though, I don't know how good of a post James made. It was inflamatory. So are the majority of posts ... the trick is ... to not be inflamed. Blue, geez, you came on here to make sure someone wasn't discussing things you deemed personal ... decent enough. Though can we just behave ... not like people even ... just like domesticated animals ... that's pretty much all that seems to be needed here.

EDIT: Sometimes I eat ice cream to make myself feel better. Bond, "Completely off Topic" covered that blue was ... off topic. You don't need to insult or demean people. Maybe, it was in the style of ICJ and Pinback and the hostility was all fake ... that only works if the other person fakes it back. Maybe, BLUE is a little to spiteful ... but majorly when provoked. So, Bond, BLUE? EAT SOME ICE CREAM!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:05 pm

BLUE wrote:FUCK YOU JAMES BOND AND FUCK YOU PINBACK> I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU >>> YOU LITTLE WHINY PATHETIC BITCH! WHY DON"T YOU COME TO ROCHESTER SO I CAN SPIT IN YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE! THAT IS A DARE...

Hey, Blue, if I come to Rochester, will you bob up and down on my fucking ugly cock? I think I'd like that. You can spit in my face afterwards if you want.

But I don't want Pinback or JB doing it. Ugh.

Bruce

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 6:13 pm

pinback wrote:You don't belong here, BLUE.

You seem like a sweet enough kid, but this really is not the place for you. Feel free to enjoy some of the internet's other fine bulletin board systems and discussion forums!

WHOA hold up, I don't see SysOp as one of your title here, and I for one enjoy Blues company. You are in bitter women teritory man, take that shit out on the bitch doing it, not the regulars of the BBS.

-LG

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:02 pm

loafergirl wrote:I for one enjoy Blues company. You are in bitter women teritory man, take that shit out on the bitch doing it, not the regulars of the BBS.

Hey, if I come to Rochester, will you bob up and down on my fucking ugly cock, etc. ?

Can't hurt to ask, right?

Bruce

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:05 pm

pinback wrote: I feel like I'm going to vomit.

Maybe it's time to cut back on the "Safeway Safeway" brand Safeway Vodka from Safeway, huh?

Bruce

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:11 pm

loafergirl wrote:I for one enjoy Blues company.

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