Blue Mondays

by **Lazy Lysander** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:54 am

I demand that this thread gets immediately thrown into the "Best of JC" base, because it has my name on it. That is what I demand.

by **bruce** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:52 am

I want Blue to post here a lot.

Seeing as how she's the only BBS denizen who actually posts pornographic pictures of herself.

Even if both she and Loafergirl just <i>ignore</i> me when I horndog 'em, and let me tell you, that hurts. Maybe not like a pile of clothes, but it hurts. I mean, what's the point of trolling if you're just going to be ignored. Did I even get a "put down the crack pipe and your penis, you filthy subhuman putrescent cave goblin"? No I did not.

Bruce

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:17 pm

Debaser wrote:
Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer : :sad:
They chose... poorly.

Bwa-hahahahaha!

by **Debaser** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:01 pm

Various Cancer Ribbons. wrote:Clear Ribbon - Lung Cancer :

Hey, is this serious? Are the Lung Cancer people secretly ashamed of their activism? Or is it just that there are so many ribbons out there that it was this or "Burnt Sienna"?

Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer :

They chose... poorly.

by **Various Cancer Ribbons.** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:53 pm

Pink Ribbon - Breast Cancer :

Teal Ribbon - Ovarian Cancer :

Clear Ribbon - Lung Cancer :

Purple Ribbon - Pancreatic Cancer :

Orange Ribbon - Leukemia :

Black Ribbon - Melanoma :

Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer :

Burgundy Ribbon - Multiple Myeloma :

Grey Ribbon - Brain Cancer :

Blue Ribbon - Prostate Cancer :

Gold Ribbon - Childhood Cancers :

Lavender Ribbon - General cancer Awareness :

by **Debaser** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:42 pm

See, this is exactly like when Tom Green or Andy Kaufman gets cancer.

Tom Green and Andy Kaufman aren't as funny as Ben, but cancer is much much funnier than this thread.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:34 pm

"This is not an exit" -- Saves the Day

"This is not a Golden Age" -- ICJ

Golden Age of abuse, maybe.

Abuse leads to pain. Pain leads to hate. Hate leads... to suffffFFFFfFFfFFering.

by **GOLDEN AGE** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:30 pm

GOLDEN AGE!!!!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:26 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.
Do not even start with me on this. Just the unmitigated fucking gall that you're challenging me on this in the first place makes me want to projectile vomit all over your weasely little dyed head. Let's recap, just in case the Atomic Mice have left your shriveled brain incapable of remembering simple, true, recent history:

1. I have nearly singlehandedly kept this place running, kept the influx of content going, kept people from becoming complacent and letting these bases just sit and rot, for at least the last year, and probably much longer. Have I received help or encouragement from you, or any of the other visitors to this site? Of course not, because you're all takers. You take, and take, and take, and that's alright with you, because you don't know any better. And hey, it doesn't bother me either, because I enjoy giving. I'm a giving person, so that's what I get off on. But do not presume to come in here and then start dicking with me. Indefensible.

2. Lately, I've been running this base, and running it like no other base has been run. It goes without saying that since I've taken over here, there's been more action and more excitement on this base than all of the other bases combined, likely by a factor of 2 or 3. And one of the ways I am running this base is by trying to share some of my real, actual life that's going on, the things that are happening to me, the things I'm feeling about it, sadness, happiness, all that real-life stuff which most of these basement-dwelling twerps only read about in comic books. It's something new, it's something interesting, and it's something with a lot of potential.

3. Now this new crowd of wanna-be regulars is coming in here and calling me names, saying nasty things about me, derailing my threads, and generally being hostile, immature people, and I try to defend myself against this unfortunate, hopefully short-lived onslaught of unwanted, substandard garbage, and you tell me to go back to fucking FARK? This is how you're going to treat me?

That sound about right?

Sound about right, pal?

Maybe wanna go back and rethink your last post, pal?

oh

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:53 pm

Look at Worm, bringin' TEH HATE!

Worm used to be a nice, friendly, calm, sane young man, and you all ruined him.

If I was him, I would demand an apology.

by **Worm** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:45 pm

Can we all stop being fucking insane for a milisecond here?

Theorem: If someone curses at me I should physically threaten him.
FALSE!
Theorem: If someone derails a thread we should have a fit.
FALSE!
Theorem: But, they didn't even be funny when they did it.
WHAT THE FUCK?

If we are going to deystroy threads and start throwing feces can we be a little funny doing it? JUST NOW this thread has gotten funny. I'd rather see stuff funny than serious. We're all fucking wrong. Accept for me because I just won the arguement.

EDIT BY 1|\|F4|\/|0US |-|4C|<3R: I pwned j00! im g3tn 300 mb of st0rg3 sp4c f3r dis!

EDIT BY WORM: So if you are going to ruin some someone wanted other people to adress make sure it is about Hugo or make it funny.

by **Lysander** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:30 pm

Of course, when I say "a few hours," I of course mean half the fucking day. But anyway. Yeah, I'm finally registered. I will now laugh. Maniacally. And to be fair, Blue did not come on and denigrate your choice of partners, Pinback. At least, not on this thread. Someone else started it. That that someone is, of course, me, is beside that point. ^_^ I had no clue this would blow up so nicely, Blue just irritates me.

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:28 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.

Do not even start with me on this. Just the unmitigated fucking gall that you're challenging me on this in the first place makes me want to projectile vomit all over your weasely little dyed head. Let's recap, just in case the Atomic Mice have left your shriveled brain incapable of remembering simple, true, recent history:

1. I have nearly singlehandedly kept this place running, kept the influx of content going, kept people from becoming complacent and letting these bases just sit and rot, for at least the last year, and probably much longer. Have I received help or encouragement from you, or any of the other visitors to this site? Of course not, because you're all takers. You take, and take, and take, and that's alright with you, because you don't know any better. And hey, it doesn't bother me either, because I enjoy giving. I'm a giving person, so that's what I get off on. But do not presume to come in here and then start dicking with me. Indefensible.

2. Lately, I've been running this base, and running it like no other base has been run. It goes without saying that since I've taken over here, there's been more action and more excitement on this base than all of the other bases combined, likely by a factor of 2 or 3. And one of the ways I am running this base is by trying to share some of my real, actual life that's going on, the things that are happening to me, the things I'm feeling about it, sadness, happiness, all that real-life stuff which most of these basement-dwelling twerps only read about in comic books. It's something new, it's something interesting, and it's something with a lot of potential.

3. Now this new crowd of wanna-be regulars is coming in here and calling me names, saying nasty things about me, derailing my threads, and generally being hostile, immature people, and I try to defend myself against this unfortunate, hopefully short-lived onslaught of unwanted, substandard garbage, and you tell me to go back to fucking FARK? This is how you're going to treat me?

That sound about right?

Sound about right, pal?

Maybe wanna go back and rethink your last post, pal?

by **Lithium** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:18 pm

I've never felt so needed in my life.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:18 pm

Roody_Yogurt wrote:It is a blue Tuesday. :(

Really.

What's the Base Monitor got to say to all of this now?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:17 pm

pinback wrote:This is some place, I tell ya.

Go back to Fark, you fucking monkey.

by **Roody_Yogurt** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:10 pm

It is a blue Tuesday. :(

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:09 pm

So she can come on here and denegrate me, my choice of sexual partner, my feelings and emotions, and I can do nothing in my own defense?

This is some place, I tell ya.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:05 pm

Please quit intentionally trolling Blue.

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:59 pm

You hear that, BLUE? Do NOT post in any of my threads. That's the new Jolt Country BBS rule, courtesy of the real base moderator here, Ice Cream Jonsey!

About time there was some justice up in this. Good job, Jones!

Blue Mondays

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