The Lords of Salem

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The Lords of Salem

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I watched this yesterday morning, before anyone else woke up.

About 90 minutes into the film, as the lead character is having her complete mental breakdown (fueled by drugs and a Satanic coven's possession) she "sees" three holy men, wearing burned sacks over their head, masterbating big red dildos.

So, there's my review. If you're looking for a slow moving film that builds to a WTF ending with some red dildos somewhere in the middle, this film is for you.

Rob Zombie made this movie because he said he did not get creative control on the two Halloween films he did. Whoever curbed his creative control on the Halloween films is laughing their asses off.
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