The Most Annoying Song In The World

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:37 pm

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:41 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Seriously.

Bullshit. It's got nothing on The Barney Theme, or The Chicken Dance, or even Friends In Low Places.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:45 pm

Bruce, the chorus starts at 0:49. It ends at 4:24. That's three minutes and thirty-five seconds *straight* of exactly the same riff, exactly the same music, and the same line being sung, with only the slightest change in emphasis every other time the guy sings it.

Have you sat through it? The whole song, I mean. No fair just grabbing it, getting a minute into the chorus and then clicking onto the next one in Wina... er, LinuxAmp or whatever on earth you guys use.

The Chicken Dance?!? The Chicken Dance won't be on the radio constantly for the next three months like this song. The King is dead... long live the King.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:51 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Bruce, the chorus starts at 0:49. It ends at 4:24. That's three minutes and thirty-five seconds *straight* of exactly the same riff, exactly the same music, and the same line being sung, with only the slightest change in emphasis every other time the guy sings it.

I dunno. Didn't bother me. Not that I'm going to listen to it again. But then, I've sat through Dark Star plenty of times. I want to point out that 4'33" beats your 3'35" of repetition with, well, 4'33" of perfect sameness.

Bruce

Carolina Bunky · Post by **Carolina Bunky** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:04 pm

Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:34 pm

Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children.

With each other?? But we don't live in New Hampshire!

Bruce

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:48 pm

bruce wrote:I want to point out that 4'33" beats your 3'35" of repetition with, well, 4'33" of perfect sameness.

But that's arguably much less annoying. Even a musical brickhead like me can see that. As a matter of fact, I could listen to 4'33 as opposed to Russian Anthony wailing all day, every day, and not break a sweat.

Also, by the way, I've recently been NERD ALERT NERD ALERT listening religiously to Schickele Mix on NPR even if it's just reruns and the show is dead, technically. Just to put you people's musical tastes into perspective. It also explains why I perpetually have nothing to say in those monthly recurring juvenile `post your current CD lineup' threads. Hell, this might even be my first contribution to this base for all I know.

Hi there!

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:05 pm

Knowing that I'd dislike the song anyway because of the band, I really was surprised how annoying this song is on top of that. Here's hoping I never hear it again.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:59 pm

Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.

I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

Roody Yogurt wrote:Here's hoping I never hear it again.

Hey, to completely change subjects at random, is it possible to embed MP3 files in phpBB?

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:00 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

No you wouldn't. Every time they do something bad, you wouldn't be able to yell at 'em from the comfort of your chair. You'd either have to get up and physically remove them from whatever they're doing, or turn on a strobe light to get their attention.

Carolina Bunky · Post by **Carolina Bunky** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 8:35 am

chris wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.
No you wouldn't. Every time they do something bad, you wouldn't be able to yell at 'em from the comfort of your chair. You'd either have to get up and physically remove them from whatever they're doing, or turn on a strobe light to get their attention.

Nah, just put a collar on them that delivers a small electric shock with the push of a button on a remote.

Heck, I'd consider it for kids that AREN'T deaf.

What do you think The Boy's neck size is? :)

Da King · Post by **Da King** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:08 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:long live the King.

...and thank you for your support.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:51 pm

I've recently been NERD ALERT NERD ALERT listening religiously to Schickele Mix on NPR

I had NO idea they even played any PDQ on the radio. I keep thinking of grabbing some more of the CD's but haven't found the energy (and blank disks)
Def'netly an aquired taste

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I don't seem to be logged · Sun Apr 20, 2003 1:34 pm

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Worm: This song most definately is the worst I've heard in a long time. I mean what the fuck were they thinking? I cannot see how any human being could listen to that and enjoy it.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:44 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

My ex was deaf. Talk about bliss:
* - No fighting over the car stereo...
* - No listening to HER crappy music...
* - Cranking whatever tunes YOU want to hear at all hours of the morning...
* - Her TV show annoying you? Turn the volume down or hit the mute button... she won't know the difference...
* - Pissed at her... go ahead, call her a cunt with her standing right there, she'll never know!
* - Talking to her on the TTY - let her ramble on... go throw a steak on the BBQ, take a dump, wash the car, etc... come back 5-10 minutes later, look at the screen (if you use a TTY program for the 'puter) or paper tape printout and condense 10 minutes of "blah blah blah blah blah" into a 10 second scan!

I highly recommend dating the deaf just for those reasons. SKSK

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:55 pm

nessman wrote: My ex was deaf. Talk about bliss:

I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?

Bruce

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:03 pm

bruce wrote:I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?

Ask any of the old school JC'ers... they know who she is.

Why she's my ex? Got tired of her shit.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:09 pm

nessman wrote:
bruce wrote:I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?
Why she's my ex? Got tired of her shit.

But....but....but....she sounded like the perfect woman!

Bruce

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:31 pm

bruce wrote:But....but....but....she sounded like the perfect woman!

Think about the picture you see around the internet showing a hot chick with the caption that says something to the effect of "She may be hot, but somewhere, someone is putting up with her shit..."

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:56 pm

Even if you found a mute she still would probably sign at you. Furthermore they have those keyboards and I guess some sort of facial communication. I really think I could put up with most music even Blinded you know ... if it wasn't played multiple times. I'd probably be the one who's shit couldn't be put up with.

EDIT: You don't have the real song Robb. You downloaded something I think a Kazaa dweeb made.

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