Bob Saget uncensored

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:37 am

Bob Saget (America's Funniest Videos, Full House) was doing standup comedy during an overnight uncensored show on Comedy Central.

"I did this forgettable movie where I had only a couple of lines. Someone is telling how they had to do a lot to get marijuana. So my character says, 'Marijuana? That's nothing, I had to blow someone for coke!'" So another guy says, 'He blew a guy for coke, I saw it!'

"So this is a character witness. So I've had people remind me of it. Four guys were driving past me on the street once, and one of them yells out, 'Hey! Bob Saget! You da man! You blow guys for coke!'"

And then there's Willie Nelson, who does the opposite.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:56 am

Bob Saget is the filthiest, most disgusting comic in the history of comedy, and it's just a damn shame he wasted so much of that talent on family television.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:07 am

pinback wrote:Bob Saget is the filthiest, most disgusting comic in the history of comedy, and it's just a damn shame he wasted so much of that talent on family television.

As well as Richard Prior (Prior's Place) and George Carlin (Train Time Theatre, or something like that.)

Actually, goddammit, being a fucking clean comic shows that the guy really is the shit: any cocksucking maggot can piss out a titfuckload of profanity and shock the motherfucking balls off an audience with cuntloads of crap. It takes real talent to do clean comedy, which is much harder since you don't have the refuge in vulgarity.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:51 am

He is NOT a clean comic. Nothing that has ever come out of his mouth has been the remotest bit funny unless it is surround by and peppered with the most vile words and concepts imaginable.

He "won" The Aristocrats. By a country mile. That's all you need to know.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:01 pm

Wow! I've heard some of the Aristocrat scenarios. That must have been seriously gross.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:09 pm

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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:19 pm

Such a difference from the dad on Full House

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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:04 pm

pinback wrote:He is NOT a clean comic. Nothing that has ever come out of his mouth has been the remotest bit funny unless it is surround by and peppered with the most vile words and concepts imaginable.

He "won" The Aristocrats. By a country mile. That's all you need to know.

You're right; he wins. I saw the HBO special about The Aristocrats and I'm still bent over in hysterics at some of his dialog. And he wasn't even in the special, I think.

Cockeyed, indeed!

I've downloaded it from YouTube as I suspect someone is going to complain and it'll get pulled.

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"Wake up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir. So everyone can be fed. Oh, oh, oh oh oh, the Aristocrats.", err I mean "The Israelites."

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:27 pm

"The Aristocrats" isn't really a comedy skit; it's examples of what was done to people in CIA extraordinary rendition sites!

(SFX: Rimshot)

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