[Review] Superman Returns

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[Review] Superman Returns

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Wait, he couldn't walk on the land with kryptonite, but he was able to pick up and hurl Kryptonite Island into space? Hahaha, what?

Zero out of four stars.
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I thought they destabilized the kryptonite or something.
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Worm wrote:I thought they destabilized the kryptonite or something.
I will give the movie credit for the following: the guy who played Lois Lane's boyfriend also played Cyclops in the X-Men. And he did more and was a better character in SR than in any X-Men movie. Scott Summers does not translate well to film, I guess. Cyclops was always my favorite X-Man due to the fact that he took care of shit, was responsible, and --

Actually, fuck this, I'm not giving my reasons for digging a comic book character to a computer.
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AH ha! Cyclops reminds you of your father, except for the number of eyes and all.. A pure Freudian moment has happened before us just now!



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