Jolt Country

The goalie is a goon. Nuff said. That's not hockey.



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Did he pull a gun?

um, he said goon, not gook

What sport does calgary have a team in?

Long distance spitting

Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..


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hygraed wrote:Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

yeah when I think of you I think of this guy



Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

Anyway, if someone posts the video on youtoob I will link it.

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AFTER THE FACT
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Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

hygraed wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

Well, in Knuckles's defense, Chester Cheetah -- the guy he posted -- seems to be pretty thin as well. At this point, I think Knuckles is just basically claiming that all my posters have some sort of thyroid problem and it's not appreciated. But what can I do? Blood runs thicker than water. I try to distance myself from his inane warblings, but just posting in a thread he's decided to "emerge from the Beetle" from, so to speak, makes one a target. He's like a particularly aggressive liger, of myth. Don't look it straight in the eye and just ensure that you more more swiftly than one other guy in the thread.

hygraed wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

AArdvark wrote:The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..


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NOT GOOD
AARDVARK

Isn't that assault?

Knuckles the CLown wrote:

hygraed wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

Damn right it's assualt. just because one wears pads and is on a hockey team dosen't make them above the law.


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hygraed wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:

hygraed wrote: I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

Well I'm sure you been stuffed in plenty of dumpsters by Freshmen then. Get Bent weirdo.

Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.



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AArdvark wrote: Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.

Where is it in those long five minutes?

Vitriola wrote:Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

Knuckle's identity has finally been revealed.

You guys are on your own. You're all going to get what's coming to you. I can't police him - the man is utterly without limits and restrictions. Don't come crying to me when the inevitable happens.