Calgary Goalie

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:56 pm

The goalie is a goon. Nuff said. That's not hockey.

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Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:54 pm

Did he pull a gun?

co · Post by co » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:59 pm

um, he said goon, not gook

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:46 pm

What sport does calgary have a team in?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:49 pm

Long distance spitting

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:51 pm

Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:38 am

The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..

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Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:20 pm

hygraed wrote:Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

yeah when I think of you I think of this guy

Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Anyway, if someone posts the video on youtoob I will link it.

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hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:16 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:34 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

Well, in Knuckles's defense, Chester Cheetah -- the guy he posted -- seems to be pretty thin as well. At this point, I think Knuckles is just basically claiming that all my posters have some sort of thyroid problem and it's not appreciated. But what can I do? Blood runs thicker than water. I try to distance myself from his inane warblings, but just posting in a thread he's decided to "emerge from the Beetle" from, so to speak, makes one a target. He's like a particularly aggressive liger, of myth. Don't look it straight in the eye and just ensure that you more more swiftly than one other guy in the thread.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:43 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:34 am

AArdvark wrote:The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..

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Isn't that assault?

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:14 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.
The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:03 pm

Damn right it's assualt. just because one wears pads and is on a hockey team dosen't make them above the law.

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Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:26 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:
hygraed wrote: I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.
The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.
Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

Well I'm sure you been stuffed in plenty of dumpsters by Freshmen then. Get Bent weirdo.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:49 pm

Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:23 pm

Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.

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Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:29 pm

AArdvark wrote: Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.

Where is it in those long five minutes?

Vitriola wrote:Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

Knuckle's identity has finally been revealed.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:45 pm

You guys are on your own. You're all going to get what's coming to you. I can't police him - the man is utterly without limits and restrictions. Don't come crying to me when the inevitable happens.