Fresco's and Froline for Nick

bored and confused · Post by **bored and confused** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:38 pm

Where the fuck is draaal copying this from, and why?

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:45 pm

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:46 pm

Please go away.

...Forever.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:50 pm

Vitriola wrote:Please go away.

...Forever.

Okay

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:17 pm

The Draalgon has been slain.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:32 pm

It'd be more correct to say that the Draalgon is being moderately polite

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:37 pm

Anonymous wrote:It'd be more correct to say that the Draalgon is being moderately polite

Excellent. The bunch of you dodge questions like they were bullets and you were covered in Atari 2600 DODGE 'EM cartridges.

What possessed you to post those things? I am just curious.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:52 pm

What motivates you or anyone else to post nearly 10,000 messages, all in varying degrees, to Jolt Country? Or view forums for hours while there are other things to do?

Anyway, best to you all!

(And please, tell me I suck as a writer, while keeping the general conceits to ones own).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:53 pm

And I wrote both. Just for clarification.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:57 pm

Anonymous wrote:And I wrote both. Just for clarification.

You probably should have led with that.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:04 pm

Anyway, as is normal for threads around here, everyone's at fault except me. That gives me the unique ability to judge. Oh! I did seem to be saying that we don't judge on Jolt Country. But that was an obvious lie so that I could create a cocoon of warmth later smacked by one of those judge's hammers. A jammer.

DRAAL: Culpability rating: 17. Did not let us all know that he was posting something that he wrote himself and then deleted it before I had a chance to read it at length (I don't know about the rest of you.)

VITRIOLA: Culpability rating: C-. The narrative is CLEARLY talking consistently about bunnies in this thread, ergo it's not that made-up spam that has been in everyone's inbox lately.

BORED & CONFUSED: Culpability rating: GOOCH. Began the pile-on, hates life?

ICE CREAM JONSEY: Culpability rating: ***1/2. Also failed to read the story and had several opportunities to.

PINBACK: Culpability rating: 405. Is going to start being mean to Draal for no adequately explained reason.

TELNET BULLETIN BOARDS: Culpability rating: Z. Would definitely solve all of this.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:07 pm

The room is dark. Its a dark room. Its eerily forbidding. Except its staffed with petite little goth girls in creepy "sexy best" maid costumes who are carrying around a tray of bat winged shrimp.

What's wrong with you people? This is exactly the sort of thing we're looking for at the new Jolt Country Dot Com. Don't let these other angst-bleeding hipsters get you down, I'm enjoying what I'm seeing so far.

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Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:19 am

Did he edit it back to the original one? All I remember is some fucking painful she about the Pyramids. I can't be bothered to keep up with the stealth edits of a guy who may or may not be funny while he tailspins out of the forum for the nth time as smoke and tears form a corkscrew trail behind him.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:23 am

Worm wrote:Did he edit it back to the original one? All I remember is some fucking painful she about the Pyramids. I can't be bothered to keep up with the stealth edits of a guy who may or may not be funny while he tailspins out of the forum for the nth time as smoke and tears form a corkscrew trail behind him.

I don't know about the history of edits, I can only deal with the here and now. If he did originally post spam, a string of nonsense, or a script to Star Trek: Voyager and then changed it to his original fiction after the fact then he is a genius. He might be a genius either way. Draal is on my "Posters to Watch List" for 2007, along with Amiga Man and the one guest that just quotes someone else and adds nothing new.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:02 pm

I thought it was good...? Like, I had no idea what the hell it was, but it was good?

Also, I am fucking sick and tired unto death of anonamous people and people posting as gimmic accounts so that they can insult other members of the board without having to identify themselves. Cut that shit out right fucking now. If you don't have the balls to create your own account and post as yourself with the same vulnerability as everybody else get the fuck out and never return. It's not like we're going to miss you. "Oh no, we've lsot the patronage of random asshole #53 who never said anything except something negative about a regular! How will we ever recover from this crushing blow?" Like we can't do that well enough on our own. Seriously, you viewrs. Make an account, or leave. Forever. Like, for real forever.

random asshold #53 · Post by **random asshold #53** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:26 pm

Blow me lysander. LOL.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:37 pm

For Souffle of pain: DRAMA