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Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:56 am

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366112/

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:13 pm

V kind of sucked. A sequel would suck even more.

There's a reason why TV is called a medium. Nothing is rare or well done. I disremember who quoted that but I bet it was Alfred Hitchcock.

THE
KILL YOUR TELEVISION
AARDVARK

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:56 pm

Haha. I watched V in my science fiction class. I was laughing so uncontrolably hard I got asked to leave at one point, but I didn't wnat to becasue I was having so much fun ripping it to shredds.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:44 pm

You people are animals. V is one of the best television shows of all-time.

CO · Post by CO » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:19 am

V kicked ass. Lysander wouldn't know a good tv show even if he could see it.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:26 pm

I loved V. I was also about 10, and I can totally see how it would be as horrible as anything else I liked when i was little and have seen since and wondered how my brain didn't ooze out my nose for the stupidity.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:25 pm

Do you know Marc Singer hates Scott Bakula? Bakula stole Marc's thunder for the title of "anything I appear in goes straight to video"

JQW · Post by **JQW** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:19 pm

"V" kicked complete ass. It still holds up today. At least the first miniseries did, I haven't gotten around to getting Final Battle.

But any bitch with cum dripping off their chin who says that "V" is anything less than great needs a punch in the gut.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:28 pm

No, it just didn't have the depth that a televison miniseries needs.

the main thing I remember about that show is how, at the end when the aliens are defeated, the one character (voice of Sam Fisher in Splinter Cell) shoots down the alien flag off of the horizontal flagpole from thirty to forty feet away with an uzi. He shoots the ropes holding the flag up. A whole row of them with an uzi. More than 10 feet away. Not even aiming, just a hip shot, long burst from an uzi. perfect hits, the flag drops to the ground.

I said (as a 15 year old) No way! Not happening. Nuh-Uh. That destroyed the whole happy ending for me right there. Click! Off with the set. Go read a book.

THE
MEDIOCRE
AARDVARK

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:15 pm

You people are on crack. V is terrible. Terrible. I know, me saying this turns me into a huge cock-sucking fag, but I stand by it. Hey, I'm not saying that I didn't like it, because I did. But you can't say that it's actually good, because it's not. How does a rebel shoot down an Apache helicopter? How do the aliens make out with the girls without melting their faces off with their acid soliva? How come they speak to each other in English about their evil plans when the unlikely heros are nearby, even though the unnamed extras speak in their own lizzardspeak? How are we supposed to believe that H2o is so unbelievably rare even though it's basically everywhere in space? How can a just-escaped teenager fly a stolen alien spacecraft he's never seen before better than the ace fighter pilots sent out to dispatch him? How come the alien occupiers have a total of one guard who's not patroling the walls? Why in fuck did they use a *sound effect* for someone getting thrown into a swimming pool? And what the fuck was up with that incredibly gay alien second-in-command, anyway? Understand, these are things I remember just from instant-recall, from watching it once, over two days, two and a half years ago.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:30 pm

Yeah, how did you remember all that? Are you really blind or just extra-terrestrial? Have you bathed since the last time Worm did, or does it burn? Are all the typos a function of your speech interpreter, or is it phonetic to your reptilian accent? Have you ever stolen a chopper? Did you bang Diana, and was she good?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:17 am

That was the greatest post of this thread. You guys can just stop trying now.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:21 pm

Yeah, how did you remember all that? Are you really blind or just extra-terrestrial?

I think the lack of eyesight is compensated for a better than average memory. Or is it a heightened sense of smell? Let me find out. Lysander Stark,What did you eat for breakfast on January 16th, 1992
and what did it smell like?

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INSPECTOR
GENERAL
AARDVARK

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:02 pm

Not to derail the thread, but yeah, everything gets "enhanced". It's simply because I use my other senses more than you other guys do so my brain pays more attention. For instance, I have a better memory than most because, lacking a pen, I *have* to remember a lot of shit. But, anyway, can we get back to Walrusfag calling me a stupid bitch with cum dripping down my chin now?

JQW · Post by **JQW** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:51 am

As a blind guy, do you care when your boyfriend jizzes on your face and gets some in your eyes?

I mean, it's not like you're using them for anything useful, after all.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:32 am

I've left. Forever.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:43 pm

See, his 'enhanced' sense of being insulted made him leave.

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SPIDY SENSE
IS TINGLING
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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:42 pm

I am changing the tagline "Everybody wants some" to "Everybody leaves."

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:53 am

Change it to "everybody leaves, and then Robb appologizes."

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:19 pm

I'm not apologizing for anything. In fact, I am actively promising things I'll never deliver on to hopefully get more of you to throw a shit fit.