Sorry, Marlin fan, not only is your team pretty bad but you also have an owner with absolutely no basic social interaction skills whatsoever."Don't focus on attendance. That's not the story here. We've got tremendous prospects, an exciting team, and I'm 109% committed to South Florida." -- Jeff Loria, owner of the Florida Marlins
"I'm giving 109%!"
"We're really going for the whole eight yards!!"
"We just have to take these games two at a time."
Way to mess up even the cliches this year, you fucking jackass.