[REVIEW] Closer
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:55 pm
For the rest of my life, I am going to do nothing but sleep, eat, drink, occasionally go to work, register a few domain names, and spend the rest of the time whacking off to the strip club scene in Closer with Natalie Portman.
The movie: ***1/2
The strip club scene: Ten billion *s.
(With each * representing an occurrence of me whacking off to the scene in question.)
The movie: ***1/2
The strip club scene: Ten billion *s.
(With each * representing an occurrence of me whacking off to the scene in question.)