Bonds to (White) Media: What's this about my head size?

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Bonds to (White) Media: What's this about my head size?

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One of the points often made to show Bonds may have used some kind of steroid or other performance enhancing substance, is his allegedly enlarging cranium. Without prompting, he willingly addressed that topic with this statement:

"What's all this about my head size?" Bonds asked. "My hat size is the same today as when I started. My head hasn't grown. I've always been a 7-1/4 to a 7-3/8 my whole career. You can go check. Sometimes you get one and you sweat, it gets smaller, so you go a size up or a size down. Those things shrink when you sweat or they get wet during a season.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

This is the first time Bonds has been charismatic since he (presumably) had a rattle in his hand. Him going off about his Easter Island-sized dome unprompted would be worth covering him the other 364 days of the year.
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