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Re: Catwoman --

"The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project."

BAhahaha.
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Yeah, I think the major problem is Halle Berry who is like jonesing for a lead role. She did that Bond movie and in every interview she mentions that they are going to have another movie based off of her character, and if that happened, I sure as hell missed it. I think a Catwoman movie is absurd, though, I think she enabled it.
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It's all about the open toed shoes. I just can't get past that. Nobody in thier right mind would commence any kind of criminal activity (barring prostitution) with open toed shoes.

Think protection, sweetie. Think flying kicks to the head with SANDALS. Like milk and lestiol. it just dont go together.


Other than that I wouldn't see it because it's just another anti superhero movie.


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