[Review] The Talented Mr. Ripley

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[Review] The Talented Mr. Ripley

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Here's a joke for you:

Q. What do you call a handsome, musically-gifted homosexual with problems of identity and other psychological illnesses, who uses guile and charm to murder another man, take his place, and persistently elude law enforcement, while weaving an ever-more intricable web of lies and deceit to keep the wool over everyone else's eyes as to his true identity? (Scroll down for answer!)





















A. FAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!

One and a half stars. Way too long, way too boring, and way too gay. Thank you.