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IOMGWTF 
LOLIIIIIThe specatacle of the Super Bowl is upon us and Knuckles favorite team the Cleveland Browns aint in it again for the 38th year in a row. So once again I am left to own devices to provide meaning and entertainment in watching the game.
Special Note: For those of you that DON'T watch the Super Bowl, get off your high horse. You're not impressing anyone and I don't care if you resent the fact that the guys in high school that stapled your ass cheeks together and deficated on you are now multi-million dollar athletes, you desereved it for being different and small you fucking geek.
Here's how I have my fun. If you bet on the game and have access to a bookie, DO NOT BET UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE POSSIBLE. Every so often some gangster or moron on one of these teams just loses it before game time costing their team a win. You want examples you got em-
January 21st 1982, Bengals FB Stanley Wilson is found in the fetal positon in his hotel bath tub as the result of a crack induced overdose. BENGALS LOSE
January 1999- NFL man of the Year and Falcons FS Eugene Robinson, noted Born Again and Bible Thumper is caught soliciting sex from an undrecover police officer. Falcons GET PASTED
January 2003 Oakland Raiders C Barrett Robbins is caught up in a Tequilla Sunrise and goes AWOL from the team. RAIDERS GET WHOOPED.
Candidates for ruining everything this year.
Publc Enemy No.1
THE THUG
STEVE SMITH Panthers WR. This guy is just one bad brother. He has replaced Rae Caruth on the Panthers roster as the focal point for human garbage. Wheter its kicking a teamates ass, showing up for practice late or taking a slurp on the ole peace pipe, this guy is 100% grade A thug. If this game was in New Orleans and this punk was out on the town, well lets just say I'd be in Vegas lining up hookers for the next year with all my winnings from a PAtriots blowout.
Public Enemy No. 2
Rickey Manning Jr.
Nice name bitch. No one knows your loser father and he probably skipped town after knocking up your crack whore mother. This guy certainly believes THE HYPE. He's gone from unknown nickleback to "lock down corner" in the span of two weeks. I expect lots of bling and lots of trouble if this guy is out of the dangerous Houston streets past 6 PM.
Public Enemy No 3
Rodney Peete backup QB and Fossil.
Choir boy Peete has kept his nose out of trouble for all his 36 years in the NFL. I am guesiing the nectar from wife Holly "21 Jump Street" Robinson-Peete isn't as sweet as it was when Johnny Depp and Richard Grieco were performing interatial gnag bangs on her. He's due for a hooker slip up. Can you blame him though? His wife has aged as well as ColecoVision. Don't beleive me look what a ghoul she has turned in to. http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0005372/
Thats all I have
Patriots 30 Panthers 9
HONK-HONK
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