Jolt Country

Late teens. Red-washed hair. Tattoo. Studded belt. Gorgeous.

GAME FUCKING ON.

If that's the same girl I think it is, I was kind of hoping to hit that before you noticed her.

Fuck. Might have to adjust that timetable a bit.

Whatever you do, please do not read anything on my desktop with the word "redhead manifesto" in the title, kthxplzbye.

Share?

The answer is: This thread.

The question is: What is the one thing which never made it onto the "why does this place suck anymore" poll which is actually the correct answer to said poll?

Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

I have this image of them sitting on opposite ends of Robb's house, communicating strictly through this BBS and AIM, with a sex-life that consists entirely of "Britishing" sessions in LAN games of Diablo 2.

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life?

When someone else other than Lex and Debaser bring their A-Games to this place, then and only then I think it might then be okay to bitch about the threads that are posted.

Besides, that girl downstairs is kind of hot. If this thread didn't devolve into a terrible meta-commentary like all the others, pics could have been posted.

=(

I hope they still can be posted.

CYO<s>A</s>P(Choose your own post)

Well, Mr. Sherwin. It's your choice. Are you going to hit me in the nuts? Or are you going to tape those pictures to a baseball bat and break my nose with it?

SAVE THIS THREAD!

Or

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:When someone else other than Lex and Debaser bring their A-Games to this place, then and only then I think it might then be okay to bitch about the threads that are posted.

So you are saying we should just settle? That's outstanding! I guess you guys can eat it up when all my posting changes from the few moments I've had to a bunch of faked whiney shit about not getting laid ... seeing as we are all settling here.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Besides, that girl downstairs is kind of hot. If this thread didn't devolve into a terrible meta-commentary like all the others, pics could have been posted.

Waitminute: You have pictures of the neighbor tail just lying around? Did you drill a hole in the floor over her bathroom, or what? I think you're bluffing with these promises of pictures.

Bear in mind, however, that an offer to test facial cream might sound less dubious coming from a woman. So be sure to tap all your resources here, if you intend to actually produce these pictures.

Look, obviously it's time for you BOTH to do her and have a webcam running. It's that simple. Ever see 'American Pie'?

I know some MAFIA people that would do that. Does she know you exist?

J: "Hi. I'm your upstairs neighbor..

V: "You look very fetching in that black cape and teddy today"

N: (downstairs redhead) "I'm not wearing a cape and teddy."

J: "Oh, well, we happen to have one in my apartment upsatairs

V: "Yes, come and try it on for size. Do you like cats?"

N: but I'm not a wiccan..

V: " nobody's perfect..."

J: " But you're close. besides I have some gin in the 'fridge"

V: " The limes are as hard as rocks tho, because HE left them out, or something."

J: "Aardvark, you are drunk on good Canadian beer, why keep this dialouge up?"

V: " Yeah, and take spelling lessons..."

N: "He likes Aardvarks? WOW! What's his email?"

J: "Forget it. Red. he's married. Locked up tighter than Jeffery Dalmier."

N: "what, he owns a car company? DUDE!"

V: "Look, it's getting cold standing in this hallway in the middle of Northern Colorado, do you wanna come upstairs and get to know us or what?"

N: "you did say gin, right? It's not that 'safeway' brand is it?"

J: "No no no. It's some OTHER kind, and I can always send one of the three cats out for more limes."

N: "Let me get my KY jelly.."




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AARDVARK

Best. Post. EvvVar.

I was kind of confused by the 'locked up tighter than Jeffrey Dahmer,' because if you mean 'in a coffin six feet under,' why don't you pick any dead guy?

Oh, he's dead? Wonder if he was on my dead pool list ..

Well, scratch that and make it O.J. Simpson. No Wait, he got off.


Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )



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AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote:Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )

ITYM "ROCKER".

Bruce

bruce wrote:

AArdvark wrote:Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )

ITYM "ROCKER".

Bruce

Poor Rocker. I have not heard from him in a while. I'll ping him and see if he is still alive or if he got shanked or not.

Heh.

Anyway, yeah, it wasn't too long before Dahmer was killed by another inmate who thought of himself as the son of God.

Ouch, the thought police strike again.

Mr Ashcroft please take Jonsey and Vit away for violating the law by not being sufficiently funny while posting in a thread.

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

Also, sex is bad.

anti-Worm wrote:Ouch, the thought police strike again.

Mr Ashcroft please take Jonsey and Vit away for violating the law by not being sufficiently funny while posting in a thread.

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

Seriously, you would be the pro-Worm in this context. I may be wrong and my ideas maybe stupid. This is gimmick posting 101! JAMES BOND even has this shit down.