Jonsey lives above a metal chick

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:45 pm

Late teens. Red-washed hair. Tattoo. Studded belt. Gorgeous.

GAME FUCKING ON.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:54 pm

If that's the same girl I think it is, I was kind of hoping to hit that before you noticed her.

Fuck. Might have to adjust that timetable a bit.

Whatever you do, please do not read anything on my desktop with the word "redhead manifesto" in the title, kthxplzbye.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:00 pm

Share?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:04 am

The answer is: This thread.

The question is: What is the one thing which never made it onto the "why does this place suck anymore" poll which is actually the correct answer to said poll?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:40 am

Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:05 am

I have this image of them sitting on opposite ends of Robb's house, communicating strictly through this BBS and AIM, with a sex-life that consists entirely of "Britishing" sessions in LAN games of Diablo 2.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:46 am

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life?

When someone else other than Lex and Debaser bring their A-Games to this place, then and only then I think it might then be okay to bitch about the threads that are posted.

Besides, that girl downstairs is kind of hot. If this thread didn't devolve into a terrible meta-commentary like all the others, pics could have been posted.

=(

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:12 pm

I hope they still can be posted.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:06 pm

CYO<s>A</s>P(Choose your own post)

Well, Mr. Sherwin. It's your choice. Are you going to hit me in the nuts? Or are you going to tape those pictures to a baseball bat and break my nose with it?

SAVE THIS THREAD!

Or

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:When someone else other than Lex and Debaser bring their A-Games to this place, then and only then I think it might then be okay to bitch about the threads that are posted.

So you are saying we should just settle? That's outstanding! I guess you guys can eat it up when all my posting changes from the few moments I've had to a bunch of faked whiney shit about not getting laid ... seeing as we are all settling here.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:59 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Besides, that girl downstairs is kind of hot. If this thread didn't devolve into a terrible meta-commentary like all the others, pics could have been posted.

Waitminute: You have pictures of the neighbor tail just lying around? Did you drill a hole in the floor over her bathroom, or what? I think you're bluffing with these promises of pictures.

Bear in mind, however, that an offer to test facial cream might sound less dubious coming from a woman. So be sure to tap all your resources here, if you intend to actually produce these pictures.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:54 pm

Look, obviously it's time for you BOTH to do her and have a webcam running. It's that simple. Ever see 'American Pie'?

I know some MAFIA people that would do that. Does she know you exist?

J: "Hi. I'm your upstairs neighbor..

V: "You look very fetching in that black cape and teddy today"

N: (downstairs redhead) "I'm not wearing a cape and teddy."

J: "Oh, well, we happen to have one in my apartment upsatairs

V: "Yes, come and try it on for size. Do you like cats?"

N: but I'm not a wiccan..

V: " nobody's perfect..."

J: " But you're close. besides I have some gin in the 'fridge"

V: " The limes are as hard as rocks tho, because HE left them out, or something."

J: "Aardvark, you are drunk on good Canadian beer, why keep this dialouge up?"

V: " Yeah, and take spelling lessons..."

N: "He likes Aardvarks? WOW! What's his email?"

J: "Forget it. Red. he's married. Locked up tighter than Jeffery Dalmier."

N: "what, he owns a car company? DUDE!"

V: "Look, it's getting cold standing in this hallway in the middle of Northern Colorado, do you wanna come upstairs and get to know us or what?"

N: "you did say gin, right? It's not that 'safeway' brand is it?"

J: "No no no. It's some OTHER kind, and I can always send one of the three cats out for more limes."

N: "Let me get my KY jelly.."

THE
YEAH, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT
AARDVARK

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:59 am

Best. Post. EvvVar.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:22 pm

I was kind of confused by the 'locked up tighter than Jeffrey Dahmer,' because if you mean 'in a coffin six feet under,' why don't you pick any dead guy?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:29 am

Oh, he's dead? Wonder if he was on my dead pool list ..

Well, scratch that and make it O.J. Simpson. No Wait, he got off.

Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )

THE
BEER DOES KILL BRAIN CELLS
AARDVARK

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:49 am

AArdvark wrote:Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )

ITYM "ROCKER".

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:52 am

bruce wrote:
AArdvark wrote:Er, how about that GUY that did a bad thing and is now in jail ( I ferget his name )
ITYM "ROCKER".

Bruce

Poor Rocker. I have not heard from him in a while. I'll ping him and see if he is still alive or if he got shanked or not.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:55 am

Heh.

Anyway, yeah, it wasn't too long before Dahmer was killed by another inmate who thought of himself as the son of God.

anti-Worm · Post by **anti-Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:46 pm

Ouch, the thought police strike again.

Mr Ashcroft please take Jonsey and Vit away for violating the law by not being sufficiently funny while posting in a thread.

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:31 pm

Also, sex is bad.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:41 pm

anti-Worm wrote:Ouch, the thought police strike again.

Mr Ashcroft please take Jonsey and Vit away for violating the law by not being sufficiently funny while posting in a thread.

Worm wrote:Seriously, unless it is going to be monumentally funny could this stuff be discussed in real life? I saw the "let's both fuck her" angle from many BBS miles away.

Seriously, you would be the pro-Worm in this context. I may be wrong and my ideas maybe stupid. This is gimmick posting 101! JAMES BOND even has this shit down.