I HATE FAT WOMEN!!!!!!!

Matedire · Post by **Matedire** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:12 pm

Ok, so I met this chick on the internet who told me she was practically hot, (i.e. Long Blonde Hair, 5'3", Big Boobies, and loved to show her body off) OMG, she was wearing a sweater and Slacks when I met her and I think she was still showing to much. Then Zekk was all bring a condom, so I played it safe and did. The only action that condom saw wasn't until later and I had a little solo action going on with "Easy Clean Up" if you know what I mean. Yeah sure she was everything she described, but she forgot to add that she was a light 250lbs.

The funny thing was, before I had left to meet up with her, I called her on the phone. I had struck up a conversation with her in regards to 700lb midgets, you know a little thing you say to maybe give some kind of warning not to go, and getting the women to admit she is fat. In which you can do without even asking when your married. But when the girl can see you and you cant see her, Cams are horrible for internet use. But back to my midget story, after I had brought it up she said the would be like huge walking pancakes, which solidified my confidence she was atleast a little hot. I WAS FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!!

The story goes on that I drove like 25 miles to meet up with her and then to make it worse she lives in a church. It was like something out of the "Crow". She has 4 kids!!!!4!!! and she is 24. She gave me a sob story of how she lost custodty of all her kids. She will be, if she hasnt already, be a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

So I come home around 11:00 last night in utter disapointment that I have to back to my old Girlfriend Rosie Palm. Well atleast she isnt fat, and doesnt have 4 kids, and doesnt live in a church.

So to the available Ladies on the BBS,

Hi, I am Josh, I am 21, my mom says I am cool. I have brown hair and grey eyes. I have the "honest abe" beard going on, I am built like Mike Allstot, the best running back ever that is on the Tampa Bay Bucs, so yeah drop me a line, but please, no Fat chicks. Thanx

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:45 pm

I hereby step down from my position as moderator of this base, effective .0001 seconds after I finished reading the above post.

Goodbye, Jolt Country BBS. We hardly knew ye.

The Lurking Whore · Post by **The Lurking Whore** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:01 pm

*giggle* You sund hot!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:31 am

pinback wrote:I hereby step down from my position as moderator of this base, effective .0001 seconds after I finished reading the above post.

Josh, do you like movies? We may have an opening in this sub-forum.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:13 am

I just want to go on record saying that personally I think the new accounts are the best thing the forum has going for it right now. I'm still unclear about whether TZ is an actual person, but just the same, I encourage Matedire and TZ to post more, at least until they stop amusing me at which point they should die.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:10 am

Hey, whoever the new moderator of this base ends up being, I'd suggest changing the title to "The Roody & Matedire & TZ All Sitting Around Sucking Each Others' Cocks Base".

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:18 am

Hey, I resent that... There's nothing lazy about my cock-sucking. I'm a real go-getter, baby.

The lurking horror · Post by **The lurking horror** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:21 pm

*chuckle* hEY, MaDDaDire, yOU sOuND lIKe A REaL MaN. CArE TO CoME bACk To My pLAce fOR soMe hOT ACtION? wHat, Do THe tENTAclEs tUrN YOu oFF? OkaAY, I'lL jUSt cuT tHeM oFf. cOmE ON, MadDie...

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:38 pm

The lurking horror wrote:wHat, Do THe tENTAclEs tUrN YOu oFF? OkaAY, I'lL jUSt cuT tHeM oFf. cOmE ON, MadDie...

You're talking to the person who now owns my copy of La Blue Girl. Just so you know.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:40 pm

This is not something I even attempted to download.

Teufel ZeKK · Post by **Teufel ZeKK** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:34 am

I just want to go on record saying that personally I think the new accounts are the best thing the forum has going for it right now. I'm still unclear about whether TZ is an actual person, but just the same, I encourage Matedire and TZ to post more, at least until they stop amusing me at which point they should die.

TZ as you so elegantly put it, in fact does not exist. He's a brain in a jar (A la Robocop 2), kept in ICJ's closet for the purposes of "content".

But he takes great pride in amusing you, so unzip and get ready for the best, and probably only, Brainstem Jerk Off you've ever recieved.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:39 am

Has anyone seen any of the live-action "La Blue Girl" movies?

I can't handle watching the rotten garbage that passes for "animation" in Japanese stuff, but I'm all about live-action tentacle goodness.

Though, dammit, it's probably all pixelated and shit. Damn those inscrutable people! They make the sickest and most outlandish media - rape-filled movies, video games (more the adult ones rather than "Mario"), and it seems that all their porn involves rape and/or rope - but they won't allow their smut to actually show genitals. Ridiculous.

"Final Fuck X" is floating around on BitTorrent now, but I think I'll skip it, since I don't know the Final Fantasy "world" at all, and that pixelation is really annoying. Still, I could probably overlook it with the proper amount of tentacle action, ala LBG.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:31 am

I, ah... take it that FFX there is home-developed? But did a bunch of kids start cranking out cels or was it done in Flash, or what?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:51 pm

Just out of curiosity, is it a game or a short animation? I wouldn't be above checking out a menage-a-FFVIII either, btw.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:51 pm

Check the thread over in the Japanimation base on groucho.org. I link to a place that sells all manner of live-action Japanese parody porn.

That being said, I'd say that it's definitely not some limp-dicked Japanese 15-year-old using a pirate copy of Flash to fuel his sick, twisted fantasies. It's, I think, sort of legit... about as much as those Misty Mundae movies that we have here in America (like Lord of the G-Strings, etc) are legit.

Matedire · Post by **Matedire** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:36 am

Ok, I do accept the position as a "Moderator" of this forum. Pinback scared me. Anyways, I my-self own the live action La-Blue-Girl, its really good, since they are all real people. They rub boobies and the "poon" the same way they do in the cartoon version. But there is the problem of not showing any actual tentical "penetration", which I thought was a downside to the movie, I mean I really need to see the cock. So let me move on to posting a real topic about something real in this world and this country......

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:00 am

I work in Game, which is a cooler run-off of EB over here, and someone has traded in 3 games. Obviously, the manager wasn't looking, because we've got 3 unrated films all of which end in "the darkness". Or somesuch; Each one has a different character, like "Aliens of Darkness" is different from the Perfect-Blue But With More Tentacles "Idol of Darkness" which in turn differs from "I Can't Believe It's Not Cock!" Edition of the X-Files of Darkness.

We bought them for £2 each.

I'm gonna grab 'em.

But you're still sick. Maybe I'd be sick too, if I had broadband.

Matedire · Post by **Matedire** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:18 am

HEY!

I just got the job I applied for back in August @ EB, wierd. Yep vitrecola just to tell ya, yea! for me. Endless ordering of Video Games. And on a different note, anyone heard about "ManHunt" getting shot down before it came it out? i read a couple articles on it and when I check it in the EB database it says canceled, wierd?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:18 am

That was that rockstar game for PS2, right? They even had an official site I think..

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:40 am

Matedire wrote:I really need to see the cock.

I thought as much.

Bruce