Marlboro's, Fruit Pies, and the sound of Silence...

Teufel ZeKK · Post by **Teufel ZeKK** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 4:42 am

ZeKK: Hey Brain, what's up?

Brain: Not much, just getting ready to shut down for the night, you know dream about all those women that got away, oh and snakes. Can't resist fucking with you by making you dream about snakes.

ZeKK: Fuck you, I haven't forgiven you for that you know.

Brain: I know, I'm your brain moron.

ZeKK: Touche.

Brain: So don't you think we'd better be getting to bed? I mean we do have to be up around 4pm tomorrow.

ZeKK: Naw...let's masturbate or something.

Brain: We already did that you pathetic excuse for a rectal wart. How short is your memory?

ZeKK: My wha...?

Brain: ::Sigh:: Nevermind, so let's go to bed.

ZeKK: I don't want to go to bed, we're supposed to be posting on Jolt Country.

Brain: Oh yeah. Well, what do we have to talk about?

ZeKK: Not much, our life pretty much gets summed up in Matedire's and Vitriola's posts pretty well. Negatively of course, but pretty well because they're such good friends.

Brain: We can talk about them?

ZeKK: Naw that's cheap.

Brain: How about Robb?

ZeKK: Naw we don't really know him that well and for all intents and purposes we don't want to be banned this early.

Brain: Why would we be banned?

ZeKK: Because we use the C word too much.

Brain: Ah good point.

ZeKK: So, lemme ask you a question.

Brain: Shoot.

ZeKK: Am I the brain or the person talking to the brain?

Brain: Damnit, I forgot. I thought you were keeping track.

ZeKK: Well one of us has to scroll up and find out.

Brain: Ohhhhkay.... ::GRUMBLES::

Brain: I'm the Brain.

ZeKK: I thought so!

Brain: How can you think? I'm your brain moron! I do the thinking for you!

ZeKK: Not all the thinking. ::snicker::

Brain: That thinking doesn't count! So are we gonna post anything or not?

ZeKK: Ummm...I had a fruit pie tonight it was really good.

Brain: Yeah Best of JC here we come.

ZeKK: Hey it's better than some of the posts on the board.

Brain: Yes, but then again some of your sneezes are better posts than some of the stuff on the board.

ZeKK: Can I use the C word in this post?

Brain: As long as you don't reference Vitriola with it.

ZeKK: Nevermind.

::Lengthy pause involving a lot of scratching::

Brain: SO POST SOMETHING DAMN YOU!

ZeKK: Don't you go shouting at me. I'm not the brain. How in the hell can you expect me to think up something to post? You're just feeling insecure because only Matedire responded to your oh-so-thought-out Fight Club post and he slammed us good even though he missed the point of the post and simply used it as an attack on us and everything we've told him whether public or private in the last six months.

Brain: I hate you.

ZeKK: Yeah the feeling's mutual, but our ass is getting tired and I say if you don't think up something for us to post on Jolt Country soon. I'm looking at porn and bringing secondary-backup brain online.

Brain: You wouldn't????

ZeKK: Watch me.

Brain: Today I ate a very tasty fruit pie, and smoked a lot of Marlboro cigarettes. I think I'm gonna have another pie and a smoke. It's awfully quiet here right now.

Freddie · Post by **Freddie** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 8:53 pm

Teufel ZeKK, how would you describe the "magic" of the Hostess Fruit Pie?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 9:34 pm

Describe?

Did he just say "describe"?

No. Oh, no he didn't.

Freddie · Post by **Freddie** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:20 pm

Who is doing an imposteration of me?

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:48 am

Shut up, Freddie.

Teufel ZeKK · Post by **Teufel ZeKK** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:32 pm

Teufel ZeKK, how would you describe the "magic" of the Hostess Fruit Pie?

Well it wasn't exactly a Hostess Fruit Pie I had, but seeing as I've eaten many fruit pies of the Hostess variety. I would have to say the magic of the fruit pie is quite similar to more a Ron Weasley/Wormtoungue goulash of a Magic.

It's evil, but clumsy...yet in the end it's just plain delicious.