Part 3 of the IRC chronacles--the true power of stret foo!

[Lazy Bond]

Session Start: Wed Jul 09 21:32:29 2003
Session Ident: hot_girl
Session Ident: hot_girl (~Guest8946@dial36-31.brunet.bn)
<hot_girl> hi
> Hello.
<hot_girl> asl
<hot_girl> yo im hot_girl
<hot_girl> h r u
> 17, male, and lurking evilly under your stairs.
> Sorry, was in another window.
<hot_girl> tah i know
<hot_girl> its ok
<hot_girl> yah
<hot_girl> im 13 f
<hot_girl> where r u from
> Not telling. Niah hah hah. :-)
<hot_girl> um y
> Because I'm slightly paranoid in that respect.
<hot_girl> ok
<hot_girl> plz where r u from
> I really would rather not.
<hot_girl> y
> Everyone's an evil, psychotic stalker who's trying to murder you on the internet, you know. :)
<hot_girl> so
> So...
<hot_girl> ok ok ok
<hot_girl> r u muslim
> No.
> Why, are you?
<hot_girl> oh ok
<hot_girl> just asking
> Do you have something against muslims or anything?
<hot_girl> nop
<hot_girl> y
> Just asking.
<hot_girl> ok
<hot_girl> do u like muslim ppl
> I don't like them or dislike them, my feelings towards them are completely neutral.
<hot_girl> huh
> I like or dislike certain people I have met who are Muslim, but that does not effect my overall oppinion of them on the whole as a culture or race.
<hot_girl> ok so u dont like muslims
> ...
> Where did you get that idea?
<hot_girl> from my head
<hot_girl> ofcourse
> oh, okay, you just made up my oppinion now.
<hot_girl> wat do u think
<hot_girl> yah
> Good to know.
<hot_girl> do u like muslim girls
> As I said, I don't like or dislike Muslims, be they male or female.
> I treat everyone with the same amount of neutral openness.
<hot_girl> ok
<hot_girl> so do u have a pic
> Nope, sory.
<hot_girl> oh ok
<hot_girl> can u discribe about ur self
> No. If you know what I look like, the evil corporation who is spying on this conversation will be able to track me down! :-)
<hot_girl> man ur so mean
> How am I mean, exactly?
<hot_girl> if i ask u quistions u wont asnwer them
> YEs I will.
> I have never refuesed to answer a question.
<hot_girl> fine
<hot_girl> ok where r u from
> I don't want to tell you.
> You see, that is an answer.
> I haven't refused to answer the question.
> I gave my honest answer, which is "I don't want to tell you".
> IF I was to not anser the question, I would have simply said nothing.
<hot_girl> what ever
<hot_girl> see u didnt answer it
> ...
> Did you even read my last few posts?
> Do you need me to DCC send you every one of my replies in a textfile so you don't miss them?
<hot_girl> no
<hot_girl> thnz
<hot_girl> i dont need them
> Okay then.
> So, what do you want to talk about?
<hot_girl> anything u want
> Well, I don't have anything in particular to discuss.
<hot_girl> ok some tumes when i chat with boys they always want 2 talk about sex
> I"m not surprised.
<hot_girl> y
> A lot of the people on here are very very desperate.
<hot_girl> oh
<hot_girl> but many ppl like 2 talk about sex
> Quite.
<hot_girl> do u like 2 talk about sex
> I don't mind talking about it, I just don't most of the time.
<hot_girl> i hate it
<hot_girl> it makes me sick
> Really?
<hot_girl> yah
> Then what's with the nick?
<hot_girl> its discusting
<hot_girl> so what its just a nick
> A nick like that indicates to people that you're trying to be noticed sexually.
<hot_girl> so whats da big dil
> Well, if yo don't like sex, then why are you attempting to be noticed sexually?
<hot_girl> cuz i like that nick
> Why, particularly?
<hot_girl> y do u want 2 know
> JUst asking.
> I'm intrigued.
> If you say that you hate sex, and yet you're telling everyone you meat that you're a hot girl... I don't get it.
<hot_girl> yah u wont get it
> O...kay.
> Translation: you like sex, but because you think I hate it you sayyou hate it.
> Am I pretty much right on the money here?
<hot_girl> no
> Well, then, what is it?
<hot_girl> i dont like sex but i lile 2 watch ppl kissing
> Okay.
> So, again, I ask you, what's wit hte nick?
> Why do you say that you're a hot girl if you don't want people interested in you?
<hot_girl> i am hot
> I gathered that, yes.
> So why let everyone know that? They're going to want to fuck you in ten seconds flat if you go around telling everyone like that!
<hot_girl> good
<hot_girl> i like it
> ...
> yOu like it when everyone wants to fuck you, yet you don't like fucking.
> IT "makes you sick".
<hot_girl> so what i dont care
> Well, I'm curious.
> You want to know where I'm from, I'm trying to figure out why you hate fucking yet want everyone to fuck you.
> It seems like qute the oximoron to me.
> Unless, as perviously stated, you're lying to me.
> WHich is what i"m going to have to go on, because I need to leave.
<hot_girl> who r u
> SO unless you convince me diffrerently, very soon, I'll go away orom this conversation thinking you a lying sluttish bitch.
<hot_girl> get lost
> Yeah, whatever. Will you do me?
<hot_girl> im not a f
<hot_girl> hahahahah
> You want me to fuck you, after all.
<hot_girl> yah fuck me
<hot_girl> right now
> Unfortunately, I can't.
> I have to leave for bed.
> YOu wasted a half an hour or two with this beating around the bush bullshit.
> That's all the time I had.
> Nice going, you dumb whorish bitch.
<hot_girl> whatever
Session Close: Wed Jul 09 22:14:17 2003

[pinback]

Which one of you are we supposed to feel more sorry for?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Can I get some sort of summary from somebody?

[Violet]

Just from reading that chat log, I know who you are...

That was really pathetic.

[Roody_Yogurt]

As far as I can tell, some guy was trying to tempt James Bond to hit on him. Whether this was for amusement or arousal is unclear.

[Violet]

Now I know where I saw you....

groovy people

[Worm]

Uhm ... don't got back to IRC unless you have something to download!