Back when games were actually funny
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Monkey Island 1-2 still hold up in the funny department!
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Wow, ole Simon there is kind of a piece of shit!
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He's a product of his times
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This is a very funny parody of The Witness that does require you know and hopefully love The Witness for it to be funny. It's also not a bad short puzzle game in its own right, and it's free, so it's worth every penny.
I laughed out loud at least four times, which is four more times than I've laughed at anything for years...
I laughed out loud at least four times, which is four more times than I've laughed at anything for years...
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He's very likable. Sure, he has some flaws, like being a misogynist, sexist, racist, bigoted, hypocritical, narcissistic, entitled, irresponsible, obnoxious, dishonest, pretentious, rude, mean, arrogant, greedy, judgemental, unreliable, ignorant, immoral, snobbish, self-righteous, immature character. But other than that, he's a lovable fella.
The game ends with him being bound to a pillory and the town throws tomatoes and eggs at him. Very unfair, if you ask me. Nobody's perfect. But things could have ended much worse for him, I suppose. These days, he'd get his whole life canceled by Twitter.
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OK, so this one isn't very funny, so here's my attempt to make it funnier:
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I have decided, and thus decree, that this thread shall now serve as a random dump of anything that's even slightly amusing in old games as I play through them. In summer, most people go on vacation, go to parties and have sex. I decided I'll just play old games instead.
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I do love the idea of Simon being this "from another era" chauvinist. Just irredeemable.
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Oh don't mince words, Nikos, tell us what you really think!RealNC wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:08 pmHe's very likable. Sure, he has some flaws, like being a misogynist, sexist, racist, bigoted, hypocritical, narcissistic, entitled, irresponsible, obnoxious, dishonest, pretentious, rude, mean, arrogant, greedy, judgemental, unreliable, ignorant, immoral, snobbish, self-righteous, immature character. But other than that, he's a lovable fella.
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And the sickest joke of all was that here in the US, it was published under the Infocom label.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:14 pm I do love the idea of Simon being this "from another era" chauvinist. Just irredeemable.
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See, that was funny!
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*Guybrush and Important looking Pirates*
Pirates: What be ye wantin` boy?
Guybrush: I mean to kill you all!!!
Pirates: Get lost boy you bother us.
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His friends and family have been turned into stone.