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Note: Today's guest review was brought to you by Statler and Waldorf.

Statler: Today's film is Blacklight and let me tell you, there's nothing like a good action thriller.

Waldorf: And this was nothing like a good action thriller!

Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Statler: Blacklight stars Liam Neeson as a rogue agent working for the CIA who has a strained relationship with his daughter and granddaughter.

Waldorf: Do they get kidnapped?

Statler: Yes. Then there's a special agent with a secret who attempts to expose the agency.

Waldorf: Does he get killed?

Statler: Yes. But not before getting involved with a local reporter.

Waldorf: Do Neeson and the reporter team up to take down the head of the CIA?

Statler: Yes. But it's not that simple.

Waldorf: Why? Does he have two trained hitmen or something?

Statler: Yes. But Neeson puts them out of their misery pretty quickly.

Waldorf: I wish he'd do the same for us!

Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Waldorf: I assume the head of the CIA gives up easily?

Statler: Yes.

Waldorf: And the reporter gets her story?

Statler: Yes.

Waldorf: And he rescues his family?

Statler: Yes.

Waldorf: This sounds terrible! I had half a mind to walk out of this film.

Statler: If I had half a mind, I wouldn't be here!

Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Statler: Well, thanks for watching this medium film with me.

Waldorf: A medium film?

Statler: Yeah. It wasn't rare, and it wasn't well done!

Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

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This reminds me of my own book, since TVTropes does not require works to be notable (unlike Wikipedia), anything published in any medium can be listed there. In addition to a review of Flack's Book The Human Library, I also posted a review for my own, Instrument of God. I - and other people who have actually read it - have posted examples of the storytelling tropes used in the book.

At the end of the TVTropes listing, I even snarked my own book:

Statler: You know why Paul had to name his book "Instrument of God"?
Waldorf: Because getting people to finish it would require Divine Intervention!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!