Alcohol!

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It's a poll about alcohol!

[uruzrune]

Where's the option for "not every day, but fuck my Covid depression"?

[Flack]

I need a choice between "every day" and "only on weekends/holidays." I'm a solid 3-4 days a week at this point.

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I need a choice between "every day" and "only on weekends/holidays." I'm a solid 3-4 days a week at this point.

I can't edit it! God I hate this place.

[Billy Mays]

I really needed an "other/explain" option here. I was forced to go with "lifelong teetotaler" because if you look at the ratio of time spent consuming alcohol/time doing anything else then that number is approaching 0 making lifelong teetotaler the best description of my alcohol consumption even though I have the occasional drink here and there. Bad poll!

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It wasn't "which one of these exactly describes you", it's "which one BEST describes..." There is no need for an "other" if that's what the question is.

Read the goddamn questions, or we are DONE here.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I mean, here's the thing, every time I give you guys edit permissions you all start going back and deleting posts. All of you.

It ain't me, it's YOU. YOU all did this. In fact, I would say that you all specifically do this because you hate me.

(And it should be said that if any of you have an old post you want nuked just tell me and I will do it.)

People say, oh, can't you give an edit window? If one of you can find a phpbb 3 plug in for a five minute edit window I'll install it. But this is where it ends. Now here come the insults.

[Flack]

I think these are the settings you are looking for.

[AArdvark]

This is why Flack is hands-down the MVP.

THE
EVERYTHING!
AARDVARK

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I GUARANTEE you that won't work. I'll do it right now. It won't work.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

So, it was already set to 15 minutes to edit a post and 1 minute to delete a post.

I am going to set it to 12 hours to edit a post and 4 hours to delete a post. But I guarantee you it won't work.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

OK, Mays made a good point in the other thread. People are taking things a little TOO seriously.

We're going to knock back with a few drinks and CALM DOWN a bit.

I want this to be a place that works for all of you, but it also drives me crazy when people delete their shit from years ago in order to cause havoc and make threads unreadable. Last time I enabled total post editing, and I am not calling anyone out specifically, but Tdarcos went back and did exactly that and then told us.

[AArdvark]

Isn't he the exception here? I bet he could delete 40% of his posts and nobody would notice.

[Billy Mays]

It wasn't "which one of these exactly describes you", it's "which one BEST describes..." There is no need for an "other" if that's what the question is.

Yes, the lifelong teetotaler option was the option that best describes me even though I have the occasional drink. I thought I broke it down clearly enough in my original response. Bad Poll!

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I have edited the poll. I appreciate the Sysop's attention to this matter.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Isn't he the exception here? I bet he could delete 40% of his posts and nobody would notice.

All of you are precious and vital to the Jolt Country experience. All of you.

[Tdarcos]

All of you are precious and vital to the Jolt Country experience. All of you.

With two exceptions...

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

No, you're all precious. Except for the post editors. Hate those fucken people.

[Tdarcos]

Isn't he the exception here? I bet he could delete 40% of his posts and nobody would notice.

@ on all change "40%' to "100%"