STOOPID RECORDS

[bruce]

Man, this guy is an absolute choadchugging assjack.

Read his replies to his negative feedback.

http://db5.gemm.com/c/feedback.pl?sid=3 ... C&command=

Bruce

[Report Card]

YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO START A CONVERSATION BY:

[ ] CALLING OUT ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE GROUP
[ ] OFFERING A REVIEW OF A MOVIE/ALBUM/ETC
[ ] OFFERING A POLITICAL OPINION
[ ] BITCHING ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE
[ ] POSTING PORNOGRAPHY
[X] PROVIDING A GOOFY HYPERLINK
[ ] GIMMICK POSTING (NON-TROLLING)
[ ] GIMMICK POSTING (TROLLING)
[ ] SOLICITING INFORMATION

YOU HAVE:

[ ] SUCCEEDED WILDLY
[ ] ATTAINED MODEST SUCCESS
[ ] NOT REACHED YOUR POTENTIAL
[ ] GENERALLY DISAPPOINTED
[X] FAILED MISERABLY

[Gimmick Report Card]

YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ENGAGE IN AN ACT OF BLATANT GIMMICKRY BY:

[ ] PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE OR SOMEONES FAMOUS

[ ] PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ANGRY ALL THE TIME

[ ] PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE TIMID ALL THE TIME

[ ] PRETENDING TO BE A NORMAL POSTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO NOT WANT TO LOGIN OR REGISTER

[X] PRETENDING TO BE A "META" DEVICE, OR SOMEONE WHO COULD NOT POSSIBLY OPERATE A COMPUTER

[ ] BEING SOMEONE WHO IS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE THAT THEY ARE A GIMMICK

[ ] BEING SOMEONE WHO IS ALTOGETHER TOO AWARE OF THEIR GIMMICK STATUS

[ ] BEING HORUS P. TRUTHTELLER


YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DO THIS BY:

[ ] INSINUATING HOMOSEXUALITY IN ANOTHER POSTER

[X] TYPING ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS

[ ] TYPING IN ALL LOWER CASE LETTERS

[ ] DERAILING A THREAD WITH A BLATANT NON-SEQUITUR

[ ] BEING TOO "JEWISH"

[ ] NOT BEING "JEWISH" ENOUGH

[ ] POSTING TOO MANY OF A CERTAIN PIECE OF pUNCTUATION, AND THEN AT THE END, THE KEY THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED PUNCTUATION SHARES A KEYCAP WITH

[ ] EMBELLISHING STORIES OF SEXUAL LUST AND CONQUEST

[x] BEING OUTWARDLY MISERABLE


YOU HAVE:

[ ] FAILED

[ ] FAILED MISERABLY

[ ] FAILED IN A SPECTACULAR MANNER, SOLAR FLARE STYLE

[X] SUCCEEDED! CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS A VERY RARE THING.