This is So Fucking Hilarious...

[Lex2]

And yet I want to die.

Jonsey gets filled in first...

Then he will probably post a "Bwa-hahahaahahaha!" which will get this pot running...

[Angry Pinback]

Gee, Lex posts something and nobody has any fucking idea what he's talking about. THERE's a new one for ya.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hey, there's no e-mail from Lex in my inbox. I'm as lost as everyone else right now.

[Lex2]

Yes, yes there is.
And I am not Lex, I am Lex2.

So shut your pie-hole, Pinback; I want you to remember that you thought not only Pies, but also Cows were funny.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Yeah. OK. In this thread, Lex behaves absolutely ghastly towards some poor girl.

And not the "good" kind of ghastly either, meaning he has bequeathed upon her a kind of immortal (albeit undead) existence. No sir. The baaaa-aaa-aaad kind.

[2 Pissed 2 Log In Pinback]

Oh, really? ANOTHER reason to hate Lex? How many more surprises can this day HOLD for us?

[Pinback Summer Project]

We've already gotten a few scathing e-mail regarding the fact that you people seem to be firmly entrenched in the belief that we are whoring the PINBACK Summer Project upon the masses.

You are all wrong. I called it.

Well, except for those who are eagerly anticipating the PINBACK Summer Project!

How many more surprises can this day HOLD for us?

We've gotten an uber sneak-peek at what seems to be the cast list for the upcoming PINBACK Summer Project. Remarkable!

We won't let the entire cat out of the bag, only bite-sized pieces for now.

Enjoy!:


Pinback's Uncle (Meet Reggie Parrish. You'll be very glad you did. He's alot like Ben, only older).

[Angry Pinback]

So, are we ever going to get to find out what the fuck this thread is all about, or is the Lex Hate Train just going to keep rolling down the tracks?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Lex asked me to delete this thread.

Now should I:


Option A) Delete this thread

or

Option B) Fill everyone in on just what happened?

I leave it to all of you. Lex's wishes versus the wishes of the assembled Denizens. One for the ages!

[Worm]

B

I must enter a message?

I SAID B!

[Angry Pinback]

"B" is of course the obvious, correct answer. But knowing this Sysop as I do, he'll probably delete the thread and then start apologizing to people for almost posting something interesting.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

"B" is of course the obvious, correct answer. But knowing this Sysop as I do, he'll probably delete the thread and then start apologizing to people for almost posting something interesting.

You want to troll me, you worthless, crybaby, unfunny little fuck? You want to skulk about the sad corners of this forum and snipe at me? LET'S GO, DICKSHIT. You've got no fucking idea who you're dealing with here. None at ALL. There isn't a role I can't fucking play on a given BBS. Alpha Male? Check. King of Content? Check. Commander Comedy? Check. Sidekick, Troll or Mewling Little Prick? You seem to be doing a good job of that right now, but I guess it's up to me to show you how it's fucking done.

You're like the Flash in the JLA. Superman can run faster than the Flash. He's fucking Superman. Flash brings nothing to the table. In the same way, you're out here trying to troll the SysOp. Well, bitch, I'm here *now* and I am going to begin trolling *you* IN ADDITION to the hundreds of other roles I play around here. I'll out-do you like it AIN'T NO THANG.

Bitch.

[Angry Pinback]

That's real special. How about actually doing what you said you'd do, and filling us in on the latest idiotic thing Lex did?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

You whining for content doesn't enter into the equation at all. If this happens it will be for everyone else. As far as I am concerned you can take that forty ounce bottle of "Worthless Light" or whatever beer out there you drink that actually describes you perfectly, break it on the corner of the desk that supports the shitty box of hate you scrawl these miserable diatribes into, grab a shard of glass and slash your fucking throat with it.

You no longer have voting rights here.

[Happy Pinback]

:(

[Worm]

There is one vote for B out of all the one vote that has cast. Can we make a time for the polls to close? Maybe just close them now?

[bruce]

There is one vote for B out of all the one vote that has cast. Can we make a time for the polls to close? Maybe just close them now?

Hey! I vote for B too.

Bruce

[Roody_Yogurt]

I vote for B, and I also vote for Lex posting more often.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

All that happened was that Lex began chatting up a girl over ICQ that happened to be a wee bit younger than he is.

First person to guess her age correctly gets that number of BBS points times FIVE!

(I won't post the ICQ log, Lex, if you are worried about that. Although it should be stated that Lex was a total cuntpunch to the poor thing when the number was revealed. I mean, hell, age is just a number, right? Who's with me?)

[Angry Pinback]

No, Jonsey, whatever you do, PLEASE don't post the ICQ transcript.

That might actually be, you know, "interesting", or "entertaining", or "resemblant of something anybody here might actually want to read".

You're on top of things, as always.