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GOLDEN AGE!!!!!

"This is not an exit" -- Saves the Day

"This is not a Golden Age" -- ICJ

Golden Age of abuse, maybe.

Abuse leads to pain. Pain leads to hate. Hate leads... to suffffFFFFfFFfFFering.

See, this is exactly like when Tom Green or Andy Kaufman gets cancer.

Tom Green and Andy Kaufman aren't as funny as Ben, but cancer is much much funnier than this thread.

Pink Ribbon - Breast Cancer :
Teal Ribbon - Ovarian Cancer :
Clear Ribbon - Lung Cancer :
Purple Ribbon - Pancreatic Cancer :
Orange Ribbon - Leukemia :
Black Ribbon - Melanoma :
Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer :
Burgundy Ribbon - Multiple Myeloma :
Grey Ribbon - Brain Cancer :
Blue Ribbon - Prostate Cancer :
Gold Ribbon - Childhood Cancers :
Lavender Ribbon - General cancer Awareness :

Various Cancer Ribbons. wrote:Clear Ribbon - Lung Cancer :

Hey, is this serious? Are the Lung Cancer people secretly ashamed of their activism? Or is it just that there are so many ribbons out there that it was this or "Burnt Sienna"?

Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer :

They chose... poorly.

Debaser wrote:

Brown Ribbon - Colon Cancer : :sad:

They chose... poorly.

Bwa-hahahahaha!

I want Blue to post here a lot.

Seeing as how she's the only BBS denizen who actually posts pornographic pictures of herself.

Even if both she and Loafergirl just <i>ignore</i> me when I horndog 'em, and let me tell you, that hurts. Maybe not like a pile of clothes, but it hurts. I mean, what's the point of trolling if you're just going to be ignored. Did I even get a "put down the crack pipe and your penis, you filthy subhuman putrescent cave goblin"? No I did not.

Bruce

I demand that this thread gets immediately thrown into the "Best of JC" base, because it has my name on it. That is what I demand.