The 2013 Open Championship Thread

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:13 pm

Muirfield, in Gullane, Scotland.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:37 pm

lethargic wrote:
Flack wrote:Apparently the Thunder is going after Mike Miller from the Heat. All I know about Mike Miller is that he drains 3s and that he's been out for back surgery. Why are we going after guys with back surgery? I wouldn't hire a guy with a bad back to help me weed eat the lawn, much less pay one tens of millions of dollars to go jump around for three hours a night.
Golf?

Now that my Thunder thread is gone I will just post Thunder news in whatever thread I happen to be reading at the time I hear the news.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:21 am

Phil wins.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:12 pm

Well it's not like he could have hit it in the water hazards like he was doing in Augusta last spring.

Does he get some kind of jacket for this?

THE
GOOD LORD
& TAILOR
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:48 pm

No jacket, ol' FIGJAM just gets the Claret Jug.

As much as he nauseates me, that was about the most incredible six holes of golf you're ever going to see. He earned it.

We HATE you, Phil. But you earned it. You fat smug fuck. Bleah.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:03 pm

What are all these PGA signs going up around here?

THE
MAYBE I'LL GO
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:58 pm

Dude, really? Oh man. Go, get a picture of Tiger, and you will officially win Jolt Country BBS.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:59 am

here you are..

Did I win?

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:08 am

You sure did, my friend. You sure did.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:21 am

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:33 pm

Seriously, I'm going out of town that week and wont be able to stand in the sun all day and buy four dollar bottles of water so I can watch guys play golf.

THE
CANT MAKE THE SCENE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:52 pm

Can you get a friend to do it?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:42 pm

Is there someone with some time to kill in Rochester? Time, not family.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:58 pm

Who are these golfers? The course security is on par with British royalty. Seriously? I heard they have a checkpoint in the road in front of Oak Hill. Just to drive by, not even to get in the parking lot. I heard they have their own 911 trailer on the course so the response time can be under 30 seconds. Must be nice. Anyway, who'd want to mess with pro golfers?

Everyone has Tiger fever. He's all over the papers and radio.
Where's he staying? His girlfriend is with him, what're they wearing. It's ramping up to be a total media circus by the weekend.
The east course is blocked off so all the pros can work on their game.

Funny how the Buffalo Bills training camp went by the wayside all of a sudden. And that used to be the big draw in August.

THE
CRAZY WORLD
AARDVARK

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:10 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Is there someone with some time to kill in Rochester? Time, not family.

OH NO YOU DIH-INT!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:11 pm

One thing you like to do after two rounds of a golf tournament is already lead by seven.

Holy crap, that was something. That was... that was something.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:33 pm

A friend of a friend did go to Oak Hill and he did snap some pix of Tiger while there, even though he wasn't s'posed to. taking photos on game day is a no-no.
Honestly though, a screen capture of Tiger on a CRT television with a VHS camcorder would look better than what he showed me. He wasn't even close to the front of the crowd and barely managed to stick the phone between two other spectators. Just photoshop Tiger in front of the cityscape and you'd have a better picture.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:10 pm