Whatever, dude. I read it in a bartending book recently, and thought I'd share. Gin essentially is vodka until they infuse it with the botanicals. SORRY TO OH-FEND.Those few extra ingredients being "everything that gives gin flavor."
Primarily juniper, but other things as well.
Seriously, MY SEMEN is just salt water and a few extra ingredients. You want some of it?
Sorry, not interested in the offer... But keep searching, man. Everyone has a soulmate out there. I bet you'll find a guy somewhere willing to drink of your baloney pony. Maybe start with craigslist?