Jolt Country

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:56 pm**

Lex, how would you describe the "magic" of burning your computer and never coming back?

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:54 pm**

That would be "Freddie."

(Those of us with commonly misspelled names feel the need to stick up for one another.)

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:55 pm**

Lex wrote:You know what's funny? I am the complete opposite of Worm, timeline-wise.

I was one funny bad-spelling little shit when I was young; and grew out of it because my love for comedy was smashed by people like you & Ben. Congratulations, you and your kind have ruined the Internet for everyone, by taking me from it. I hate you, and I hate the Internet. You're all a bunch of pathetic gobshites, and I'm better than you because I'm British, and I have enough culture to see me through an entire series of Big Brother, which is saying something, because that show sums up absolutley everything that is wrong with your culture; Your entire culture is like the lower-class filth we are trying to stamp out. My best friend is a Janitor's Son, and he stands with considerabley more dignity and self-respect than most of your members-of-cabinet. I hate you all so much, that I am going to burn this computer, and never come back here.

You can all go to hell, or Wyoming, or whatever the hell you call it.

Have a nice fucking life in Ratardsville. I am going to go and speak to some sophistacated people rading my dustbin.

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Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:11 pm**

Now that's a sociocentric post worthy of fuckedcompany.com! If this board is ever to have world class content and captivate the interest of more than 15 people then it needs more of this sort of cultural venom. Bravo, Bravo. You'll know that you've made it when people compete to be the first to post on a thread.

Lex wrote:You're all a bunch of pathetic gobshites, and I'm better than you because I'm British, and I have enough culture to see me through an entire series of Big Brother, which is saying something, because that show sums up absolutley everything that is wrong with your culture; Your entire culture is like the lower-class filth we are trying to stamp out. My best friend is a Janitor's Son, and he stands with considerabley more dignity and self-respect than most of your members-of-cabinet. I hate you all so much, that I am going to burn this computer, and never come back here.

You can all go to hell, or Wyoming, or whatever the hell you call it.

Have a nice fucking life in Ratardsville. I am going to go and speak to some sophistacated people rading my dustbin.

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