Jolt Country

Tdarcos wrote:You didn't give an estimate on how long you think RG3 is going to be benched.

No, I didn't, except for the part where I said he would be back next week. In the post you just replied to. The one that's still right up there on top of the screen.

I will fucking destroy everything you ever cared about if you post one more song lyric in 2012.

Wo-oh, here he comes. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up!

Flack wrote:Wo-oh, here he comes. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up!

I hope Paul knows I am kidding.

Paul! D'ya'all know I was kidding?

Hi, this is Paul's Subconscious, I'm going to give play-by-play on his dialog. Don't tell him I'm here or he'll shove me under a rock again.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I will fucking destroy everything you ever cared about if you post one more song lyric in 2012.

You want it that way, fine. He says, in a fit of pique. I'm gone, I'm out of here. He says, in a short-term fit of anger. Don't ever threaten me. That, I will not tolerate, I will not accept, I will not stand for, and I do not forgive. Yeah, right, fatso, what are you going to do, buy a bus ticket, load you and your wheelchair half-way across the country, then when you get to the bus station in the Godforsaken 10-miles-from-nowhere town of Bumfuck, OK where they don't even have cabs, roll over to Jonsey's? You don't even own a gun to shoot him. You sound like all those countries who doth protest too much when North Korea pulls more shit (see the movie South Park and how Mr. Kim deals with Hans Blix).

Civilized people ask for things or they state conditions. True, but Paul should know better; he should know that no one here is expected to be civilized; we're all barbarians here, right?

Criminals and bullies issue threats. I don't deal with either.If Paul wasn't simply lucky that he pulled the stunts he did on the computers at his college before they were illegal he'd have done hard time in a state or federal prison.

I have done nothing to you that justifies that kind of response. True, but why is Paul thinking that anyone here is decent or rational?

OOooo, Jonesey with a slingshot finally found a tender spot, that's where he expected it least!




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The last time TDarcos left forever, nobody would bet me $5 that he would be back within 30 days. He was back within 30 days -- less, if you counted his fake accounts.

I look forward to an influx of new users that quote song lyrics and Wikipedia that in no way possible could be TDarcos.

Flack wrote:The last time TDarcos left forever, nobody would bet me $5 that he would be back within 30 days. He was back within 30 days -- less, if you counted his fake accounts.

I look forward to an influx of new users that quote song lyrics and Wikipedia that in no way possible could be TDarcos.

I object to such blasphemy; to insinuate someone would use a fake account to post something on the Internet is ridiculous and insulting.

Like it said in the State Farm commercial.

Woman:Did you know that they can't say anything that isn't true on the Internet?
Man: And where did you hear that?
Both: The Internet.

Flack wrote:The last time TDarcos left forever, nobody would bet me $5 that he would be back within 30 days. He was back within 30 days -- less, if you counted his fake accounts.

I look forward to an influx of new users that quote song lyrics and Wikipedia that in no way possible could be TDarcos.

I agree with the previous poster. Claiming someone would post using sock-puppet accounts is ridiculous.

Those can't really be true fake Tdarcos posts. They had no quotes from song lyrics and both were under 8 lines. I suspect someone else is posting them to falsely false impersonate him.