2012 NFL Thread: There's 31 Teams and The New Orleans Saints

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:06 pm

Also, while this game is shit, at least the ads are showing people eating.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:10 pm

Despite that stupid call, Saints are still bringing it tonight.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:38 pm

I left NY for Colorado around 14 years ago. My brother would play season after season of Front Page Sports: Football Pro 98 before I left. He would almost always win the Super Bowl in it, he would -- many times -- beat me to do so.

One year he got beat by the Regina Mean Streak. I made it to the Super Bowl. The Mean Streak's quarterback was Charlie Batch. I lost that game. I lost to the computer in the Super Bowl.

(For years the Mean Streak had a quarterback named Duke O'Reilly. He was computer-generated but GOOD. He was either in the twilight of his career and the second-stringer when Batch took the Mean Streak to the Super Bowl, or he was hurt. I can't remember.)

Anyway, I was 24 when all this was going on.

Charlie Batch is apparently going to be the starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers next week.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:17 pm

New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz played wearing a shoe that read "R.I.P. Jack Pinto" in black marker, an homage to a child slain in the massacre.

I mean, Goodell HAS to fine him for this, right? Every other person has been fined, no matter the reason.

Come on, you piece of shit. FINE VICTOR CRUZ. I want the fucking headline: NFL Commissioner Fines A Guy For A Homage To A Deceased Little Boy.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:48 pm

I hated all four teams that were left in the championship game, and I abhor the fucking Niners and Ravens. I doubt I will be watching the Super Bowl.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm

I actually hate all the teams in the league so maybe football is no longer "for" me.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:11 pm

I absolutely love the fact that the power went out THIS shitty year against THIS shitty commish with the shitty Niners playing in this shitty non-game. Couldn't happen to a nicer group of fucking dickshits.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:07 pm

I would have preferred the 49ers come back at the end to keep Ray Lewis from giving his God is Great and Has Also Killed People So What Are You Looking At Me For speech, but at least this season is now over.

It is now over.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:00 pm

Worst season in NFL history? Does anyone disagree?

I mean, just talking about the posters here:

ICJ / Saints: nuff said.

Pinback / Redskins: We can all look forward to Robert Griffin III to play again in 2016.

Bugs / Bills: Things went hopeless pretty quickly.

Greg / Bucs: They basically cratered as hard as a team with promise can crater.

Tdarcos: The replacement refs made a debacle of the first three weeks.

Jacinth & rlollar: Ray Lewis won the Super Bowl and spent the last two weeks getting condescending and defensive about the fact that he killed two fucking guys, destroyed the evidence and paid off the families. I don't think that will ever be topped, in terms of the disconnect between reality and fantasy. Okay, you know what, let's say he did not kill the guys. Let's just say it really was just his crew. HE STILL SPOKE WITH TOTAL DISDAIN AND ARROGANCE, THESE LAST TWO WEEKS, towards anyone who challenged him on it!

That will never be topped.

This was the worst season in NFL history.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:12 pm

THANNON THARP THINK THITH ITH A RIDICKILUTH THREAD.

IF WORDTH WATH PEOPLTH THEN THANNON THARP ITH WORTH THAN HITLERTH. RAY LEWITH ONLY KILL TWO GUYTH.

GODWINTH LAW MOTHAFUCKATH.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:01 pm

** selected to do NFL highlights in a nation of 300 million

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:27 am

Flack / Bears: Started 7-3, ended 8-8. Didn't make it to the playoffs. Coach got fired. Tons of injuries.

So I take it back back. AVERAGE SEASON FOR THE BEARS.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:30 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Bugs / Bills: Things went hopeless pretty quickly.

This was the worst season in NFL history.

Yes. The Bills shittiness seeps through the league like so much shit. Our last playoff appearance was in 1999 with Wade "Pork Pie" Phillips at the healm. Those are the good old days for us now. And that's why this was the worst season evar.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:43 pm

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Bugs / Bills: Things went hopeless pretty quickly.

Nobody noticed this, but what team are the 'Bugs'? Is this a pun - as in the group is so bad it's like insects - or did you accidentally misspell 'Bucs' as in the Buccaneers (I think)? It's Tampa Bay, isn't it?</s>

Since I'm not allowed to delete a post - that's what got me into trouble the last time - I've marked it as strike out.

When you used 'Bugs' in the above, you were referring to a user here, not to a football team. As my post noted, I wasn't sure if that wasn't a pun on the TB Buccaneers or was a misspelling.

I should say 'please ignore this message' but you do that with everything I write anyway, so the warning isn't really necessary.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:08 pm

Don't you know at this point to never comment on a sports thread? You get everything else wrong, sure, but you know you're DEFINITELY going to get anything involving sports, a thing you actively admit you don't like/know anything about, wrong.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:51 am

pinhead wrote:Don't I know at this point to never comment on anything at all? I get everything wrong, sure, but I know I'm DEFINITELY going to get anything involving anything, a thing I actively admit I don't like/know anything about, wrong.

I absolutely agree with your representation of your incompetence.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:06 am

Tdarcos wrote:
pinhead wrote:Don't I know at this point to never comment on anything at all? I get everything wrong, sure, but I know I'm DEFINITELY going to get anything involving anything, a thing I actively admit I don't like/know anything about, wrong.
I absolutely agree with your representation of your incompetence.

You're over the age of six, and doing the "edit someone's quote" bit?

You're over the age of six, and doing the "edit someone's quote" bit. That is harder to believe than you genuinely looking at those baseball-thick monstrosities you cooked on that griddle and pronouncing them "perfect crepes".

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:39 pm

So, yeah, like I was saying, the Bills are pretty bad.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:12 pm

Bugs wrote:So, yeah, like I was saying, the Bills are pretty bad.

Yeah, when you're broke they usually are.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:43 pm