Jolt Country

AArdvark wrote:

She had to give you permission.....


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That's good. You all just keep it up. Buncha fucking morons, don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Christ, if I'd have known that four years ago, I coulda saved a lot of time and wasted energy.

I'd elaborate, but I gotta start getting ready cuz my girl wants me back over there again tonight, because I'm such a fuck-up at romance.

Dorks.

Sorry, From the previous biography sketches I have read here I assumed you were more M. Slick Guy. I reshape my opinion now. I see you are more Oreo. Hard and crunchy on the outside and soft and chewy on the inside. Make any references you want, I think that's a good thing. Congratulations.


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AArdvark wrote:I assumed you were more M. Slick Guy.

Good Christing Lord, how could anyone have gotten that assumption after reading this base for the last however long I've been polluting it?

I am the exact opposite of M. Slick. I have no slickness. I am like a Mach 3 razor with the ointment strip long worn away.

I see you are more Oreo. Hard and crunchy on the outside and soft and chewy on the inside.

This is fairly accurate, though I never thought myself particularly crunchy on the outside. Maybe it just looks that way because of my many defense mechanisms.

Make any references you want

I don't understand this. References?

letting on that someone is hard and crunchy without, and soft and chewy on the inside is opening a pandora's box of insults and jibes. On this board especially. After typing it the first time I had old underwear jokes running thru my head. Il et the sentence stand, however, as an accurate...(oh, one of those literary things that compares you to something else. Like in The Iliad, where Homer compares everyone as swift as eagles or as the waters running over the cracked earth did the Trojan army swarm the battlefield. that thing)

Thing.



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co wrote:Good for you, Pinback. Hopefully you won't fuck this one up.

My main concern was that she would find this BBS, and then obviously, all hope would be lost.

Apparently, though, the coast is clear.