Jolt Country

pinback wrote:No, I'm sick of all the trolling idiots and children on MY board.

You were PLEADING with people from here to go there, though, before you decided to rip the testicles from your place.

One post from Jack is now "all the trolling idiots and children" coming to your (awful) forum. Hooo-kay!

No, all the trolling and idiocy has come from one ICE CREAM JONSEY (who won't log in so he posts as "guest" all the time -- nice move!)

pinback wrote:No, all the trolling and idiocy has come from one ICE CREAM JONSEY (who won't log in so he posts as "guest" all the time -- nice move!)

Yeah, I was pretty proud of that one myself. I like to think of myself as America's Houseguest.

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... Well, I guess we're pretty much done here! THe last few posts will be to settle scores and get evens. Hope to see you all here again for M. Night's next flick SHITTY TWIST.

Why are you so angry, bro?

C'mon, man, just let the love flow, and let the sunshine in! Can't you let a smile be your umbrella? There's a whole wonderful world out there, just waiting for you to give it a big ol' bearhug! Don't be angry, man. Life's too short!

One.

This might not be the best place in the world but at least there isn't page after page devoted to having one's tit's sucked out.

Reality Check wrote:This might not be the best place in the world but at least there isn't page after page devoted to having one's tit's sucked out.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Reality Check wrote:This might not be the best place in the world but at least there isn't page after page devoted to having one's tit's sucked out.

Very classy.

Reality Check wrote:This might not be the best place in the world but at least there isn't page after page devoted to having one's tit's sucked out.

This guy's an asshole. I must say that I actually kind of enjoy reading sonowthen.net every now and then. I've always thought that if I was horribly depressed then a good way to deal with it is to move to a new place and do a bunch of new things - which is what Ben has done and is telling us about.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Reality Chick wrote:Wow, that's, like, *so real*!

Do you want to fight? Seriously. I would love to fucking fight you right now.

Name the city, date and time. I'll BE THERE.

Dude, you're reduced to beating up <i>women</i> now? Christ, that's low. Why not just rip the sleeves out of your T-shirts and move to Atlantic City?

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: See! We used to get posts like this all the time. Posts that took more than a second to type into the display. I liked those posts.

Part of my problem is that the only time I'm on here, I'm at work. I haven't had Internet at my house in months.

The other part of the problem is it seems as the older I get, the shorter attention span I have for.. well.. anything..
Also, groovenet takes up too many of my posts.. I feel like I'm cheating on one or the other sometimes ;)

Jack Straw wrote:I haven't had Internet at my house in months.

How do you live without Grabit?

I don't, really. My life is an empty shell, a shadow of my former being.
Truth be told, I don't miss it all too much. I feel I get more out of life when I'm not tethered.. with broadband in the house that's ALL i would do.. ever..
and this post sucks too.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Maybe we're hating ourselves, maybe we're hating one another I don't know really. All I do know is we've got a good amount of the most dangerous motherfuckers on the whole Internet. Not this fag flame war shit, but getting Miggs to swallow his own tongue because he threw cum in Jodie Foster's face kind of dangerous.

See! We used to get posts like this all the time. Posts that took more than a second to type into the display. I liked those posts.

Holding the time googling Migg's name and exactly how he commited suicide, that was a few seconds of post.

(The) Dwarves wrote:Three seconds is all I need
Three seconds is all I take
Three seconds of pure disaster
Two hits to blow me away
Three seconds you'll burn in hellfire
Three seconds you'll fall in love
Three seconds you won't go slowly
Three seconds is almost up
Three seconds of bumpin' clangin'
Three seconds of wasted youth
Three seconds there's no denying
This thing that's coming to you
Three seconds the pain and pleasure
Three seconds the morning light
Three seconds is simply forever
Or maybe until Saturday night Three seconds

That always rings true for me.

pinback wrote:Maybe it's that.

(Except for Worm, but he's like, what, 12?)

Moving on to what exactly? I mean if Howard Stern (a fine example of the working man with a happy and well balance life if I ever saw one) has time to post on a message board how the fuck is this board all consuming of one's life? If moving on is telling yourself that getting of JCBBS is going to really change your life you're a motherfucking dumb cunt, dipshit, glue sniffing, knife raped, needle nosed, ass faced, shit stained fist, donkey lips, cube headed moron. Maybe I'm moving on into a paradise or cesspool, maybe where I am is a paradise or a cesspool, I really don't give a shit. Every fucking person (In America at least) carts themselves around in automobiles, with popular media pounding on their skulls, with some sort of idea of self importance in either being needed or being a "strong link" in a weak chain that no one appreciates. Ride the public bus, violate the expectations, starve and freeze to death outside a fucking seven eleven stained with your own piss and shit, but don't be a fucking American Worker Consumer Codependant Relationship Fag, please.

I mean I'm here going to community college 19 years old living with my mother and not getting laid whatsoever. Maybe I do hate myself, maybe I do hate everyone else, but I sure haven't noticed yet. I'm going to try to get a job and not die. Maybe I'm not capable of caring, maybe I'm severely fucked up, but at least I don't wear fucking jelly bracelets and candy necklaces.

Jack Straw wrote:The other part of the problem is it seems as the older I get, the shorter attention span I have for.. well.. anything..

Yeah, it's Age! Blame Age!

Robb, dude, your link is all messed up. I mean what the hell is up with that? Fag.

All The Drugs wrote:

Jack Straw wrote:The other part of the problem is it seems as the older I get, the shorter attention span I have for.. well.. anything..

Yeah, it's Age! Blame Age!

Fat chance bub, he's nowhere near 30 yet. We all know whose fault it is.

I ain't takin the fall for this alone!

I love you guys

;)

Ahhh, remember all the holes we've had together