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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:16 pm
by Out of Touch
This is what you do: Take your snivelling, wannabe, fairy of a son, toss him up against a barbed-wire fence and scream 'Varg Vikernes didn't sacrifice his talent and musical career to end up rotting in jail forever for having removed one of God's precious little pansies from the earth just so I could sit on my ass and watch my own son grow up to be a flaming USBM boybitch! If it's not Norwegian it's CRAP!!!' at which point you shove the selected discographies of Immortal, Dark Funeral, Burzum, Tidfall, Emperor, Aeturnus and Mayhem up his ass and lock him in the basement with nothing but a glacier for company until he learns better. You will know when this has happened because Satan himself will unlock the door and cast you all into eternal perdition. You will die knowing that, for the first time in your pissant little life, you have been a good parent.
--Vitriola
TOUCHE'
Out of Touch Dad
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:16 pm
by gsdgsd
Vitriola wrote:DIE.
What if I actually DID die? I bet you'd feel pretty bad then.
Greg
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:18 pm
by Worm
gsdgsd wrote:Vitriola wrote:DIE.
What if I actually DID die? I bet you'd feel pretty bad then.
Greg
I personally would gimmick as Dubya and try to get her to tell him to DIE.
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:25 pm
by Vitriola
PLEASE KEEP ALL POSTS IN THIS THREAD RELATING TO METAL, AND QUESTIONS. IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT METAL, OTHER QUESTIONS, OR THE LETTER V, THESE AND THESE ONLY WILL BE ALLOWED.
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:35 pm
by AArdvark
Metal forum...
If I have a piece of aluminum 6061 bar stock 8 feet long can that be considered aircraft aluminum? and what is the stress crack ratio?
THE
NEED TO KNOW
AARDVARK
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:41 pm
by Vitriola
I'm glad you asked! Many black metal bands, unlike their American counterparts, do know how to end on a high note, just like you said! Observe the ultimate releases of Immortal: 'Sons of Northern Darkness' and Emperor: 'Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire and Demise'. Both were some of the finest black metal you will ever hear, while being the last release either band will ever make! American bands chug along their rusty track, not even reading Slashdot enough to know that flying metal birds get you there faster, better, and cheaper, and it's rather sad to see them resort to parlor tricks like 'setting their guitarist on fire' and 'killing 197 people' to impress their ever dwindling crowds. Keep up the good work!
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:26 am
by Great White
Hey, are you talking about us? Only 100 people died and it wasn't our fault because the club said we could use the pyros.
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 4:52 am
by Teufel ZeKK
Vitriola Wrote:
'Varg Vikernes didn't sacrifice his talent and musical career to end up rotting in jail forever for having removed one of God's precious little pansies from the earth just so I could sit on my ass and watch my own son grow up to be a flaming USBM boybitch! If it's not Norwegian it's CRAP!!!
Varg Killed Euronymous, a man known for his sexual exploits with the weaker sex. i.e. he was not a fag.
You are refering to Faust the Drummer for Emperor that killed a homosexual who propositioned him in a park.
I mean if you're going to defend the holiness of Black Metal, At least get your facts straight. ;)
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 2:40 pm
by Vitriola
The irony is, I was originally posting about Jon Nodtveidt from Dissection, and then wanted to put in a Norwegian band instead, and then forgot to change the charge I accused him of :(
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:07 pm
by nessman
You got 85 points.
You are truly a metal master, commanding respect throughout the land. Get yourself a beer, and a steak, and pat yourself on the head. Band the head that doesn't bang, my friend. METAL UP YOUR ASS!!
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:22 pm
by nessman
