Fine, bitch.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:23 pm

Worm wrote:If she was a guy, would you still want to bone her? There's the litmus test for if this is one of the more important relationships of your life.

Did you read that in "Virgin Magazine", or "Homo Weekly"??

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:17 am

Jack Straw wrote:Did you read that in "Virgin Magazine", or "Homo Weekly"??

Well, with full realization of my fallibility I've decided that the only things that really need experience are stuff like surgery and implementing computer networks. As long as everyone else is so pompous to believe that their lives give them a special insight comment, I'm going to comment with (statistically) more special insight ... wait, aren't you that fucker who genuinely believes his one friend is a vampire?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:46 pm

He'll suck your blood better than you've ever been sucked before (ie never)

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:08 pm

Jack Straw wrote:He'll suck your blood better than you've ever been sucked before (ie never)

Oh wow, I'm so broken up. Maybe it started up as a lack of social skills, but now that everyone values their ability to get laid so much it's just a new fucking materialism, I'd rather eat shit.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:17 pm

Look, I just tuned in here so I will make a couple three assumptions, based on the previous content.

1] Pinback don't like this girl that he likes. Or rather he don't like her attitudes towards personal relationships.

2] This girl has some unhealthy attitudes towards casual sex with multiple partners.

3] Pinner spells quite well while drunk. When I post all ripped like that, most words need careful attention and they don't get it.

Look, just get over it, her. What can you lose? Ask yourself that.

THE
DR RUTH
AARDVARK

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:12 pm

Worm wrote:
Jack Straw wrote:He'll suck your blood better than you've ever been sucked before (ie never)
Oh wow, I'm so broken up. Maybe it started up as a lack of social skills, but now that everyone values their ability to get laid so much it's just a new fucking materialism, I'd rather eat shit.

I suspect that sociologically, pride in layability came before materialism. I mean, which of these sounds more likely?

OG HAVE BIG DICK FUCK ALL LADY NEANDERTHALS!

OG HAVE MANY SEASHELLS AMASS CAPITAL TO EXPLOIT WORKER NEANDERTHALS!

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:27 pm

AArdvark wrote: 2] This girl has some unhealthy attitudes towards casual sex with multiple partners.

No, see... wait, which thread are you referring to?

Note that THIS thread was begun over a year ago, and is talking about a completely different FUCKIGN GODDFAMN FUCKING SKANK WHORE from what the other thread is talking about.

Please, keep your FUCKIGN GODDFAMN FUCKING SKANK WHORES straight, I beseech you.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:00 pm

pinback wrote:Please, keep your FUCKIGN GODDFAMN FUCKING SKANK WHORES straight, I beseech you.

Hey, can we have some more pictures of Shortcake or Blue or someone sucking someone's dick?

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:17 pm

bruce wrote:
Worm wrote:
Jack Straw wrote:He'll suck your blood better than you've ever been sucked before (ie never)
Oh wow, I'm so broken up. Maybe it started up as a lack of social skills, but now that everyone values their ability to get laid so much it's just a new fucking materialism, I'd rather eat shit.
I suspect that sociologically, pride in layability came before materialism. I mean, which of these sounds more likely?

OG HAVE BIG DICK FUCK ALL LADY NEANDERTHALS!

OG HAVE MANY SEASHELLS AMASS CAPITAL TO EXPLOIT WORKER NEANDERTHALS!

Bruce

Yeah, that's what I mean. Sex may have been pure and simple when a caveman would knock out a chick and rape her though now it's just another marketed commodity. Now maybe my views will change when some pretty little girl says she wants a copy of battle raper or asks me exactly what kind of diseases corpophiliacs suffer from, but until I find someone compatiable I'm not going to subscribe to what Trojan Co. is trying to sell me.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:58 pm

Worm wrote:what kind of diseases corpophiliacs suffer from

"Halitosis."

Bruce

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:18 pm

Skank avatars , please.

How can I keep the skanks straight if I need to PAY ATTENTION all the time...

BTW: a year is a long time to obsess over a skank, even if it it a NEW & IMPROVED model skank.

I knew a skank once (only I called her a skeezler) and I got over her in about eh,...couple, three days.
Feel free to do the same

THE
DOWN THAT ROAD
WHAT HAS BEEN PAVED BEFORE
AARDVARK

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:41 pm

I know I'm jumping in to this real late but.......

Jesus you think if anybody actualy wanted to hump one of you losers you'd be jumping for joy. Instead you have some casual sex and you get all Mark David Chapman. Rejoice that someone wants to have sex with your lame ass cause the older and more awkward you will no doubtidly get, these opportunities will have a ZERO percent chance of ever happening again.

Then it's Star Trek Conventions, Spagehti O's and Ultima On-line for the rest of your days.

You suffer from the virgin syndrome. Whatever ugly fat whore takes your virginity you develop irratiional feelings for. Normal people get over this when they get their second piece of ass. For all I know this may be your first sexual encounter, however chances are you probably tricked some other poor girl in to sleeping with you when you were younger and less neurotic.

You are in your 30's now and still equate a little piece of sex in to something meaningful. Let someone actually attempt to develop feelings for you. If you'd quit acting like such a goddamn psycopath every time you feel a tit, the fairer sex might not find you "creepy" anymore.

Ride this one out you moron, no feels bad or understands you. You miraciuoulsy are getting laid and complaining because this amusment park ride for your building doesn't have feelings for you.

Your right hand is happy for the break as well as your carpet and keyboard.

Get Bent you beak nosed fag

Knuckles the LOve Doctor.

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:50 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:. . . pathetic bullshit. . .

Oh yeah. . . like Knuckles has had any pussy in the last FUCKING DECADE. Obviously he is a fucking homo loser who has nothing better to do than spend a Friday evening wracking his feeble brain for something to say that insults the conversation which is going on.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:08 am

Really! How do know you this, cause I don't cry like an ugly 14 year old girl when I get a piece. I'm happy and feel no need to go whining to bunch a ghouls errrrrrrrr swingers such as yourself. Here is the name of my last piece of ass and phone #

Ruth Tacket
419-359-1086
She is a 46 yeard old cocktail waitress at the Thirsty Dove. I clean her pipes, she does my laundry. It's an arraigment..
Here is what separates me from you fags

Knuckles gets laid= leaves when done
One of you get attention form a female= restraining order.

Knuckles gets laid= Cordial upon next awkward meeting
One of you get attention form a female= letters is FECES!

By the way cleaning her pipes means I enter many of her woman holes. She does my laundrty is literal.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:14 am

Isn't the Knuckles thing getting old? I don't know what one of Robb's Art College drop-out friends he convinced to try this gimmick, but could you take a break and see if you get better when you come back or something?

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:07 am

Someone's a little testy. You need to get laid, Worm.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:06 am

I for one enjoy the spectacle of two gimmick posters furiously ranting at each other, the spittle flying as if a mastiff were vigorously shaking its head.

Bruce

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:04 am

I agree with Bruce, frighteningly enough.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:17 am

Can't you just enjoy it? I assure you I do. It's not a gimmick, I truly feel this way and since you don't know me what's the difference?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:55 pm

I'm sure the seething posts as Reality Check were meant too. Still if you're taking on the identity of some jewish clown you're a gimmick. If you really think that you've disabled, disarmed, and figured out each person here you're a fucking idiot.